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Quotes and videos by and about Shaq O'Neal
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: bartcop.com

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COLLEGE FOOTBALL QUOTES
Quote by Barry Switzer
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I'm reminded of a Barry Switzer quote. Do you know why everyone (but me) hates football coach Barry Switzer? He tends to be a little cocky sometimes. Yet, as a rule, he backed up his cocky talk.
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Back in the glory days of Oklahoma University football, Barry was on top of the world. Barry knows defense.
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Matter of fact, he learned his defense in Arkansas. Arkansans know their defense, if you've been paying attention to politics for the last eight years, you'd know that.
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Anyway, one of the quotes that made people hate Barry Switzer was something he said one year before the Texas game. Barry had the Selmon Brothers, all three of them, on his defensive line. Oklahoma's defense was so good, the sports pages didn't list who #2 was.
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Some sports writer asked Barry how he expected to do against the powerful "Texas scoring machine," and he said.
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"We may play to a tie."
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Puzzled, the reporter asked Barry what he meant by that.
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Barry said, "Well, I don't think Texas can score on the Selmon brothers, so if we don't score, the worst Oklahoma can do is a 0-0 tie."
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: etni.org.il

SPORTS QUOTES
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"Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body."
-- Lynn Jennings
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"We are different, in essence, from other men. If you want to win something, run 100 meters. If you want to experience something, run a marathon."
-- Emil Zatopek
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"If you can't win, make the fellow ahead of you break the record."
-- Unknown
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"Hard things take time to do. Impossible things take a little longer."
-- Percy Cerutty
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"Mind is everything: muscle--pieces of rubber. All that I am, I am because of my mind."
-- Paavo Nurmi
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"You can't climb up to the second floor without a ladder....When you set your aim too high and don't fulfill it, then your enthusiasm turns to bitterness. Try for a goal that's reasonable, and then gradually raise it."
-- Emil Zatopek
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: fannation.com

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: bleacherreport.com

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Hakeem Olajuwon \ Michael Jordan \ Charles Barkley
Alvin Robertson \ Otis Thorpe \ Kevin Willis
John Stockton \ Allen Iverson \ Shareef Abdur-Rahim
Stephon Marbury \ Ray Allen \ Antoine Walker
Kobe Bryant \ Peja Stojakovic \ Steve Nash
Jermaine O'Neal \ Ben Wallace \ LeBron James
Carmelo Anthony \ Chris Bosh \ Dwyane Wade
David West \ Josh Howard \ David Robinson
Scottie Pippen \ Kevin Johnson \ Horace Grant
Reggie Miller \ Mark Jackson \ Bob Lanier
Pete Maravich \ Dave Cowens \ Calvin Murphy
Nate "Tiny" Archibald
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: magicmadness.net

SPORTS QUOTES
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Unknown, in response to the saying that "there is no "I" in TEAM: "But, there is an ME."
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Unknown, in response to the saying that "there is no "I" in TEAM: "There ain't no "WE" either."
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Dick Young: "Fans are the only ones who really care. There are no free-agent fans."
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: home.comcast.net

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SPORTS QUOTES
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"And the line up for the final of the women's 400 meter hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman."
David Coleman
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"We were killing ourselves in the foot."
Michael Jordan
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"No, it wasn't a wake up call, but it certainly opened our eyes."
Emmet Smith"
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All four of the five Bulls starters have scored."
Jim Durham
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"Players don't win championships, organizations do."
Jerry Krause, GM of the Chicago Bulls during the Michael Jordan era
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"Where is it written that a manager has to talk to his players?
Terry Bevington, Chicago White Sox manager
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"He had three guys double-teaming him."
Johnny "Red" Kerr
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"We accomplished the two-peat."
Scotty Pippen"
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It will be child. It will be.
Larry Johnson as Grandmama, when asked if it was true that the US dream team would beat all the other Basketball teams in the 1992 Barcelona Olympics.
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"It would have been worse if we hadn't blocked the kick after Toronto's second touchdown."
Alex Delvecchio, after 13-0 defeat in a hockey game.
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"The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down."
Rita Rudner.
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"The Bears have to make Randall Cunningham beat them in order to win."
Tom Thayer
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"McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands."
Fred Perry
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"You'll be hoping that this run of injuries will stop earlier than itstarted."
Andrew Gidley
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"Oh, he had an eternity to play that ball, but he took too long over it."
Martin Tyler
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"The boys' feet have been up in the clouds since the win."
Alan Buckley
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"A racing horse is not like a machine. It has to be tuned up like a racing car."
Chris Pool
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"I'd rather be beaten up by two nuns than be caught dead in a pair of figure skates"
Bradan Welch
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"My career started slowly and then tapered off."
Gary McCord
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"The safest place would be in the fairway."
Joe Garagiola, on the best place for spectators to stand during a celebrity golf tournament
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"They are 3 types of people, people who know how to count and people who don't know how to count."
Dharma
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: somethingawful.com

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