SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Monday, October 13, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: quixall-crossett.co.uk

HORSE RACING QUOTES
Quotes about the most loveable loser of all time!
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SPORTS LOSERS EVERYWHERE, REJOICE!
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Your rejoinder whenever your favorite athlete or team is slammed can now be:
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Quixall Crossett was worse!!!
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Click here to view ===> LOVEABLE LOSER!!!
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Sunday, October 12, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: westlord.com

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WRESTLING QUOTES
Quotes by and about Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
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The Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Story Online
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Click here to view ===> THE ROCK
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: amiannoying.com

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SPORTS FANATICS
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ESPN's Top 50 Celebrity Sports Fan (2006)
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Click here to view ===> SPORTS FANATICS
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References to:
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* 01 Jack Nicholson -- Los Angeles Lakers * 02 Spike Lee -- New York Knicks
* 03 Eva Longoria -- San Antonio Spurs * 04 Jamie Foxx -- Dallas Cowboys
* 05 Ashley Judd -- Kentucky Wildcats * 06 Jay-Z -- New Jersey Nets
* 07 Stephen King -- Boston Red Sox * 08 Billy Crystal -- Los Angeles Clippers
* 09 Bill Murray -- Chicago Cubs * 10 Denis Leary -- Boston Bruins
* 11 Eddie Vedder -- Chicago Bulls
* 12 Snoop Dogg -- University of Southern California
* 13 Jennie Finch -- Arizona Diamondbacks
* 14 Sarah Jessica Parker -- New York Yankees
* 15 Mike Myers -- Toronto Maple Leafs
* 16 Ice Cube -- Oakland Raiders * 17 Regis Philbin -- University of Notre Dame
* 18 Enrique Iglesias Miami Heat * 18 Anna Kournikova -- Miami Heat
* 19 Jerry Seinfeld -- New York Mets * 20 Nelly -- Charlotte Bobcats
* 21 Drew Carey -- Cleveland Indians * 22 Elisha Cuthbert -- Los Angeles Kings
* 23 Jon Bon Jovi -- New York Giants
* 24 Nick Lachey -- University of Cincinnati, Cincinnati Reds, Cincinnati Bengals
* 25 Will Smith -- Philadelphia Eagles * 26 Tim Russert -- Buffalo Bills
* 27 Matthew McConaughey -- University of Texas
* 28 Kid Rock -- Detroit Pistons * 29 Jim Belushi -- Chicago Blackhawks
* 30 Tim Robbins-- New York Rangers * 31 Usher -- Cleveland Cavaliers
* 32 George Bush -- Houston Astros * 33 Tom Selleck -- Detroit Tigers
* 34 Alice Cooper -- Phoenix Suns * 35 George Wendt -- Chicago Bears
* 36 Tom Arnold -- University of Iowa * 37 Robert Wuhl -- Los Angeles Dodgers
* 38 Stone Gossard -- Seattle SuperSonics
* 39 Condoleezza Rice -- Cleveland Browns * 40 Chris Tucker -- Atlanta Hawks
* 41 Mike O'Malley -- New England Patriots
* 42 David Hasselhoff-- Dallas Mavericks
* 43 Mayor Richard Daley -- Chicago White Sox
* 44 George Lucas -- Golden State Warriors * 45 ZZ Top -- Houston Rockets
* 46 Bill Cosby -- Temple University * 47 MC Hammer -- Oakland A's
* 48 Darius Rucker -- Miami Dophins * 49 Huey Lewis -- San Francisco 49ers
* 50 Dale Chihuly -- Seattle Mariners
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: theonetwopunch.com

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BOXING QUOTES
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Click here to view ===> QUOTES
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References to:
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Lennox Lewis
Shane Mosley
Sugar Ray Leonard
Evander Holyfield
Oscar De La Hoya
Muhammad Ali
Joyce Carol Oates
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: flyfishthedelaware.com

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FLY FISHING QUOTES
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"Be patient and calm - for no one can catch fish in anger."
- Herbert Hoover
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"The fish and I were both stunned and disbelieving to find ourselves connected by a line."
- William Humphrey in "The Armchair Angler"
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"I've gone fishing thousands of times in my life, and I have never once felt unlucky or poorly paid for those hours on the water."
- William Tapply "A Fly-Fishing Life"

"I look into... my fly box, and think about all the elements I should consider in choosing the perfect fly: water temperature, what stage of development the bugs are in, what the fish are eating right now. Then I remember what a guide told me: 'Ninety percent of what a trout eats is brown and fuzzy and about five-eighths of an inch long."
- Allison Moir

"In every species of fish I've angled for, it is the ones that have got away that thrill me the most, the ones that keep fresh in my memory. So I say it is good to lose fish. If we didn't, much of the thrill of angling would be gone."
- Ray Bergman

"The best fisherman I know try not to make the same mistakes over and over again; instead they strive to make new and interesting mistakes and to remember what they learned from them."
- John Gierach "Fly Fishing the High Country"

"If I'm not going to catch anything, then I 'd rather not catch anything on flies"
- Bob Lawless
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"...buying a fly rod in the average city store, that is, joining it up and safely waggling it a bit, is much like seeing a woman's arm protruding from a car window: all one can readily be sure of is that the window is open."
- Anatomy of a Fisherman by Robert Traver
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"In these sad and ominous days of mad fortune chasing, every patriotic, thoughtful citizen, whether he fishes or not, should lament that we have not among our countrymen more fishermen."
- Grover Cleveland
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"The Essentials of a Good Fly-Hook: The temper of an angel and penetration of a prophet; fine enough to be invisible and strong enough to kill a bull in a ten-acre field."
- G.S. Marryat
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"Just as in cooking there's no such thing as a little garlic, in fishing there's no such thing as a little drag."
- H.G. Tapply The Sportsman's Notebook
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"Smoked carp tastes just as good as smoked salmon when you ain't got no smoked salmon."
- Patrick F. McManus

"I think I fish, in part, because it's an anti-social, bohemian business that, when gone about properly, puts you forever outside the mainstream culture without actually landing you in an institution."
- John Gierach

"Fly tackle has improved considerably since 1676, when Charles Cotton advised anglers to 'fish fine and far off,' but no one has ever improved on that statement."
- John Gierach
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"Creeps and idiots cannot conceal themselves for long on a fishing trip."
- John Gierach
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"They say you forget your troubles on a trout stream, but that's not quite it. What happens is that you begin to see where your troubles fit into the grand scheme of things, and suddenly they're just not such a big deal anymore."
- John Gierach
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"If fishing is interfering with your business, give up your business."
- Sparse Grey Hackle
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"I used to like fishing because I thought it had some larger significance. Now I like fishing because it's the one thing I can think of that probably doesn't."
-John Gierach
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"Something to think about: If you fish the wrong fly long and hard enough, it will sooner or later become the right fly."
- John Gierach
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"There will be days when the fishing is better than one's most optimistic forecast, others when it is far worse. Either is a gain over just staying home."
- Roderick Haig-Brown
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"The trout do not rise in the cemetery, so you better do your fishing while you are still able."
- Sparse Grey Hackle
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"I have fished through fishless days that I remember happily without regret."
- Roderick Haig-Brown
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"Most fishermen swiftly learn that it's a pretty good rule never to show a favorite spot to any fisherman you wouldn't trust with your wife"
- John Voelker
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"You do not cease to fish because you get old, You get old because you cease to fish!"
- unkown
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"All the romance of trout fishing exists in the mind of the angler and is in no way shared by the fish."
- Harold F. Blaisdell
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"Fishing is not an escape from life, but often a deeper immersion into it..."
- Harry Middleton
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Saturday, October 11, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: gilbertology.net

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BASKETBALL QUOTES
Quotes by and about Gilbert Arenas
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Click here to view ===> GILBERTOLOGY
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: newsok.com

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BASEBALL QUOTES \ TRIVIA
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The Oklahoman's 50 greatest baseball players from Oklahoma
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Click here to view ===> OKLAHOMA
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Mickey Mantle \ Warren Spahn \ Johnny Bench
Carl Hubbell \ Paul "Big Poison” Waner \ Willie Stargell
Dizzy Dean \ Ferguson Jenkins \ Bullet Joe Rogan
Iron Man Joe McGinnity \ Bobby Murcer \ Willie Wells
Lloyd "Little Poison” Waner \ Carl Mays \ Allie Reynolds
Joe Carter \ Darrell Porter \ Bob Johnson
Alvin Dark \ Harlond Clift \ Mickey Tettleton
Harry Brecheen \ Johnny Callison \ Matt Holliday
Pepper Martin \ Newt "Colt” Allen \ Paul Blair
Bill Russell \ Johnny Ray \ Steve Rogers
Jim Gentile \ Dale Mitchell \ Lindy McDaniel
Eddie Fisher \ Hank Thompson \ Clete Boyer
Jerry Adair \ U.L. Washington \Roy Johnson
Ival Goodman \ Jesse Barnes \ Jim Brewer
Braden Looper \ Frank Linzy \ Joe Dobson
Al Brazle \ Ralph Terry \ Rip Radcliff
Rube Foster \ Al Benton
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: xanga.com

BASEBALL QUOTES
Quotes from 2007
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Top three Ichiro quotes of the half-year (courtesy of the Seattle Times' Larry Stone):
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• Third prize: On how his first visit to Wrigley Field reminded him of an old stadium from his youth in Japan: "It had a similar smell of fresh garbage."
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• Second prize: On the Mariners' crazy schedule, which caused them to make three first-half trips to Cleveland because of a four-game April snowout: "If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying."
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• First prize: On the prospect of meeting his countryman, Daisuke Matsuzaka, for the first time in the big leagues: "I hope he arouses the fire that's dormant in the innermost recesses of my soul. I plan to face him with the zeal of a challenger."
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Two more from the Pacific Rim:
• From Red Sox reliever Hideki Okajima, on why it's not so bad being overshadowed by Dice-K Fever: "I am happy to be a hero in the dark."
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• From Red Sox center fielder Coco Crisp, to the Boston Globe's Gordon Edes, on what it was like to watch Dice-K's first big-league start from the unique vantage point of center field: "He's got a nice butt."
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