FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: forum.horsetopia.com

HORSE RIDING QUOTES
Quotes from a horse riders forum
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You know you ride horses when...
When you pull back on the steering wheel
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: lacrosseforums.com

LACROSSE QUOTES
Quotes from a lacrosse forum
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A day without lacrosse is like 900 innings of baseball.
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: baseballforum.com

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BASEBALL QUOTE

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"Why did I sign with the Nationals?"

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Tavarez said to a group of reporters:

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"When you go to a club at 4 in the morning,

and you're just waiting, waiting, a 600-pounder

looks like J. Lo.

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And to me this is Jennifer Lopez right here.

It's 4 in the morning. Too much to drink.

So, Nationals Jennifer Lopez to me."

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: sports.espn.go.com

SPORTS HUMOR
Pole dancing is accepted as a sport!
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The Mag: How To Be A Pole Dancing Champion
(Video from ESPN)
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Click here to view ===> EYE CANDY: POLE DANCER DEMO
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: legendsofamerica.com

SPORTS TRIVIA
Famous movie actors who first considered careers in sports
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President Ronald Reagan was a sports announcer in Des Moines,
Iowa, before becoming an actor in 1937.
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Actor Richard Gere attended the University of Massachusetts on
a scholarship for gymnastics.
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Tom Cruise took up acting after losing his place on a high school
wrestling team.
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At age 21, George Clooney tried out for the Cincinnati Reds, but
obviously didn’t make it.
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Actor Kurt Russell once played minor league baseball for two
years before tearing a shoulder muscle.
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Before her success as a comedienne, Ellen DeGeneres considered
becoming a professional golfer.
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Actress Lisa Kudrow is a pool shark.
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: theinnerwebs.com

KATE MOSS, SUPERMODEL

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GOLF SLANG

A golf forum member cites terms used to describe golf shots

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A Kate Moss - A bit thin

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Hitting a Saddam Hussein - going from bunker to bunker.
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Condom Shot - It didnt feel right but it is safe.

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Son in Law Shot - It could have been better. -or- not what you wanted, but it'll do.

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A Diego Maradonna - Nasty little five footer.

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A Paula Radcliffe - Ugly, but a good runner.

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Making love to your sister - It's down there but you're not proud of it.

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An Adolf Hitler - Taking two shots in a bunker

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A Kate Winslett - A bit fat but otherwise perfect

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A Rodney King - Over-clubbed

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A Salman Rushdie - An impossible read

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An OJ Simpson - sliced it, but got away with it

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A Nancy Kerrigan - shot that is knee high and if hit someone would take em out

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An Elephant's A$$ - it's high and it stinks

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A Palestine - a swing that every teaching pro has had a look at but none can fix.

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An Air India Jumbo - you can tell it's going to sink even before it hits the ground.

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A Miss Piggy - fat, but hugs the green.

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A Mrs Robinson shot - you should not be taking it on but it just looks so damn tempting.

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A Bill Clinton - any lie you come across.

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A Tony Blair - every bad lie there's ever been.

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A George Bush - can't get out of the sand.

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A China - a club with too many members.

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A Snot - could turn into bogey very easily.

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A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole.

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A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand

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A Glen Miller - didn't make it over the water

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A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver

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A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver

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An Elvis - caught in a trap

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A Sonny Bono - when you know you hit one into the trees and it lands HAARRDD.

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A Natalie Wood - She's in the water and gone for good.

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: pokerforums.fulltiltpoker.com

GAMBLING QUOTES

Quotes from a poker game forum

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"It's morally wrong to let a sucker keep his money."

'Canada' Bill Jones

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: youtube.com

SPORTS HUMOR
NFL Hall-of-Famer John Madden shows how to build a birdhouse
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Click here to view ===> HOLD THE WOOD FOR ME, JUSTIN!
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