FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: whoateallthepies.tv

PROFESSOR IRWIN COREY

( FAMOUS LINE AFTER AN ILLOGICAL DISSERTATION: )

( "NOW WHERE WAS I?" )

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SOCCER QUOTES
Quotes from Sir Bobby Robson
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"What can I say about Peter Shilton? Peter Shilton is Peter Shilton, and he has been Peter Shilton since the year dot."
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"I would have given my right arm to be a pianist."
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"People want success. It's like coffee, they want instant."
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: net54baseball.com

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BASEBALL QUOTES

Quotes from a baseball forum about Baseball Hall of Fame pitcher Sandy Koufax

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"A foul ball was a moral victory."

- Don Sutton

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"Career highlights? I had two. I got an intentional walk from Sandy Koufax and I got out of a rundown against the Mets."

- Bob Uecker

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"Either he throws the fastest ball I've ever seen, or I'm going blind."

- Richie Ashburn

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"He throws a 'radio ball,' a pitch you hear, but you don't see."

- Gene Mauch

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"I can see how he won twenty-five games. What I don't understand is how he lost five."

- Yogi Berra

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"The day I got a hit off (Sandy) Koufax was when he knew it was all over."

- Sparky Anderson

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"We need just two players to be a contender. Just Babe Ruth and Sandy Koufax."

- Whitey Herzog

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: greatesthockeylegends.com

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HOCKEY TRIVIA \ QUOTES
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Top Ten Weirdest Hockey Injuries
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: sportsillustrated.cnn.com

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SPORTS TRIVIA
Sports nostalgia article by Sports Illustrated columnists \ bloggers
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25 More Things We Miss In Sports:
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: geocities.com

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ENGLISH FOOTBALL ( SOCCER ) QUOTES

Quotes by and about soccer managers

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'I'm a firm believer that if the other side scores first you have to score twice to win.'

- HOWARD WILKINSON

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'If we can play like that every week we'll get some level of consistency.'

- ALEX FERGUSON

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'We are really quite lucky this year because Christmas falls on Christmas Day'

- BOBBY GOULD

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'I'm not going to make it a target but it's something to aim for'

- STEVE COPPELL

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In one word, it is bloody stupidity'

- CLAUDE LE ROY

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'I can count on the fingers of one hand ten games where we've caused our own downfall.'

- JOE KINNEAR

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'When you are 4-0 up you should never lose 7-1'

- LAWRIE McMENEMY

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'Even when you're dead, you must never allow yourself just to lie down and be buried.'

- GORDON LEE

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: mahalo.com

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BASEBALL TRIVIA
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How to bet on a baseball game
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CAUTION

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Although there are many options out there for betting, many of them are online and may be illegal depending on which state or country you reside. The main betting options are inside the sportsbook at a casino, or online at any number of sports betting websites. While casinos provide a legal means of betting in places like Las Vegas, Reno and Atlantic City, the online sports books are often not legal, especially in most states in the U.S.. They are operated out of countries or jurisdictions where betting on sports is either legal or not yet regulated.

Make sure to research before you place bets.

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: a-gamegolf.com

BEYONCE KNOWLES ( ACTRESS \ MODEL )

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GOLF QUOTES

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“Golf balls are attracted to water as unerringly as the eye of a middle-aged man to a female bosom.”

-Michael Green

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"Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much."

-Buddy Hackett

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"A caddie is someone who accompanies a golfer and didn't see the golf ball either."

-Anonymous

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"I miss the putt. I miss the putt. I miss the putt. I make."

-Seve Ballesteros, explaining to a golf writer, who asked the question, "how did you manage to 4-putt the 16th green?" after the 1986 Masters Golf Tournament.

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"I really don't enjoy playing this game at all anymore. You would have to be a pervert to enjoy the sort of feelings that I went through out there."

-David Feherty, after winning a European Tour event in 1987

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When asked why he was moving to the U.S. to work as a golf analyst.

"Because I've already insulted everyone in Europe."

-David Feherty

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"Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you play golf before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right down the middle."

-Jackie Gleason

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"If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right."

-Bob Hope

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"Worst haircut I've ever seen in my life. And I've had a few bad ones. It looks like he (John Daly) has a divot over each ear."

-David Feherty

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"Bumpy greens don't bother me anymore. Since I've become an analyst, I don't see the problem."

-David Feherty

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"When the ducks are walking, you know it is too windy to be playing golf."

-Dave Stockton

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On being asked, before his final round, what he had to shoot to win the golf tournament-

"The rest of the field."

-Roger Maltbie

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"I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler."

-David Feherty
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: news.bbc.co.uk

SPORTS QUOTES
Sports quotes of the week (dated 24 June 2009)
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"I might not be a tennis player soon, I might be stacking shelves... Tesco are advertising."
-- Britain's Dan Evans after crashing 6-2 6-3 6-3 to Nikolay Davydenko in the first round at Wimbledon.
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If he didn't have a helmet he'd be scratching his head."
-- Commentary on the British Grand Prix. (Sam Brownsword, England).
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World Twenty20 commentator:
"Kallis has been preparing a lot in the gym for this tournament."
Ronnie Irani:
"He's been preparing in Jim's cafe!"
-- Banter about a slightly-overweight Jacques Kallis. (Jer, UK).
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There's an enormous gulf between the United States and Brazil, and I don't just mean the Gulf of Mexico!"
-- Steve Wilson during USA v Brazil in the Confederations Cup. (Mark Spivey, England).
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Dan Temple: "Now, I'm not the biggest rugby fan..."
Cal Purdon: "I dunno, mate, you are pretty big."
Siren FM's YourSport presenters discussing the Lions tour.(Anon, Lincolnshire).
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