FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: entertainment.wagerweb.com

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SPORTS PICTORIAL
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The 13 sexiest women-athletes in sports, 2009:
Who's the sexiest?
(See online poll at end of pictorial)
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Quotes are included in this pictorial - see sample below:
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“There’s a lot of pervs out there; I am tired of all of this publicity. There’s even pictures of my cameltoe. Just leave me alone and let me work on my pole”
-- Pole vaulter Allison Stokke
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Note:
If you'd like to view sizzling female non-athletes under the
Hot Girls column, feel free - Big Brother is not watching!!!
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Click here to view ===> EYE CANDY UNLEASHED!!!
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: youtube.com

NFL FOOTBALL PICTORIAL
NFL Touchdown Dances:
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Click here to view ===> TD DANCING
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Bonus Entry: Dancing Demo to Inspire all Dancing Athletes
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The late, great Michael Jackson and rocker Prince all learned the
dancing gyrations to scintillate audiences from the dancing meister
himself, the late, great James Brown, the Godfather of Soul!
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No wonder, then, that athletes, seeing the furor such gyrations
could generate, have chosen to emulate the great dancing
feats of the super great Jackson, Prince, and Brown to celebrate
their athletic achievements in the sports arena.
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Brown, himself a former aspiring baseball player and boxer, had
to find success in another arena, music entertainment, and was
a rousing success, to say the least, with his exhilirating dance
steps combining with screeches, screams, groans, and some singing
to inspire the development of funk as a new musical genre.
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Just think, music fans, if James could have hit a curve ball or
avoided left hooks, jabs, and boloes, someone else would have
had to introduce "Papa's Got a Brand New Bag" to the world!
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To the uninitiated and to the diehard James Brown fans, put on
your dancing shoes if you are 30 or younger and enjoy the dance
video that follows.
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If you are older than 30, sit back and listen --- PERIOD!!!
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"LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!"
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Click here to view ===> DANCE VIDEO
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: facebook.com

MARIAH CAREY

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SWIMMING QUOTES \ SAYINGS

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Swimming is a real sport. The rest just play with their balls.

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Swimmers are the only people who actually value a hundreth of a second.

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The world is 3/4 water, but I only need one lane to kick your butt!

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When global warming occurs, swimmers will RULE THE WORLD

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If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?

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Click here to view ===> 9 PAGES OF SWIMMING QUOTES \ SAYINGS

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: womentalksports.com

NFL FOOTBALL NOTES \ QUOTES
Compilation of NFL notes \ quotes from a sports web site run by women:
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Click here to view ===> NFL NOTES \ QUOTES
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Profile of the WOMEN TALK SPORTS web site management team:
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Click here to view ===> WOMEN TALK SPORTS MANAGEMENT TEAM \ VIDEO
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: pocketfives.com

IT'S A BIRD, IT'S A PLANE, ITS ....

USAIN "THUNDER" BOLT

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TRACK AND FIELD QUOTES

Career montage video of Usain Bolt (as of August, 2009):

Click here to view ===> CAREER MONTAGE OF USAIN BOLT

Note: Quotes regarding Bolt's records can be found on related videos

within the career montage video and on the forum's comments page.

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: askmen.com

AMERICAN FOOTBALL TRIVIA \ QUOTES

Top 10: 2009 NFL FOOTBALL FACTORIES

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: imdb.com

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HORSE RACING QUOTES

Quotes from the horse racing movie Seabiscuit (2003)

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Plot Summary for Seabiscuit (2003):

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In an era when Americans were in great need of heroic figures to help them forget their troubles, SEABISCUIT comes to the rescue. The picture relates a moving story of friendship and devotion in rehabilitating the main characters'fractured lives, as it interweaves the interactions between horse, jockey, trainer and owner and their adoring fans. The film accurately portrays the real people and events of those troubled times and how Seabiscuit "fixed us, every one of us."

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Written by Dale Roloff

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Movie Trailer for Seabiscuit (2003):

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Click here to view ===> MOVIE TRAILER FOR SEABISCUIT

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Quotes from the movie Seabiscuit (2003):

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Click here to view ==> QUOTES FROM THE MOVIE SEABISCUIT

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: thebootlady.com

HORSE RIDING \ RACING QUOTES
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"There are fools, damn fools, and those who remount in a steeplechase."
BILL WHITBREAD
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"I ride horses because it's the only sport where I can exercise while sitting down."
JOAN HANSEN
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"They say princes learn no art truly, but the art of horsemanship. The reason is, the brave beast is no flatterer. He will throw a prince as soon as his groom."
BEN JONSON
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"Horses have never hurt anyone yet, except when they bet on them."
ANONYMOUS
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"Horses do think. Not very deeply, perhaps, but enough to get you into a lot of trouble."
PATRICIA JACOBSON and MARCIA HAYES
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"If your horse says no, you either asked the wrong question, or asked the question wrong."
PAT PARELLI
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"Four things greater than all things are: Women and Horses & Power and War."
RUDYARD KIPLING
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