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HEATH SHULER

CONGRESSMAN, NORTH CAROLINA

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AMERICAN FOOTBALL TRIVIA \ QUOTES
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Where are they now? - Biggest NFL Draft Busts
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Heath Shuler:
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Heath Shuler, the highly touted University of Tennessee quarterback, was pretty abysmal after the Redskins took him with the third pick in the 1994 NFL Draft; he only lasted four seasons in the NFL. Luckily for Shuler, he bounced back to start a large real estate business in Knoxville, which he used as a springboard to become a Democratic congressman for North Carolina’s 11th district. He still stinks at football, though; when Shuler led a congressional team against a squad of Capitol Police in a friendly game in 2007, he threw two picks as his team got shut out.
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: gunaxin.com

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AMERICAN COLLEGE FOOTBALL QUOTES \ TRIVIA
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HORSE RACING \ HORSEMANSHIP QUOTES

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"The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse."

- Jacqueline Kennedy

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SOCCER QUOTES
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Top Ten Football (Soccer) Quotes of 2008.
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“It doesn’t matter how late he was. If you’re getting on a plane and you miss it by one minute, you don’t go on holiday.”
--- Wolves boss Mick McCarthy gives his reasons for dropping Richard Stearman after the player arrives late for a team meeting.
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NAOMI CAMPBELL, SUPER MODEL

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SWIMMING QUOTES

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John Cleese:
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The one thing I remember about Christmas was that my father used to take me out in a boat about ten miles offshore on Christmas Day, and I used to have to swim back. Extraordinary. It was a ritual. Mind you, that wasn't the hard part. The difficult bit was getting out of the sack.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger:
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I think the public thinks I am narcissistic because I look in the mirror. What they don't understand is that is the only way I can check my progress. How do I know that my muscles grow the way that I want? By flexing them and checking them in the mirror, by measuring them with a tape or possibly by stepping on a scale. The mirror is by far the best because I can see each muscle's definition. That is very subtle. Sometimes even another bodybuilder cannot see what I can. A swimmer uses a stopwatch like a mirror. A jumper's tape is his mirror. But the public is weirdly afraid of themselves. They are guilty about the mirror. They think by looking in it there's something wrong. How many mirrors are there in America?
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Warren Buffet:

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You only find out who is swimming naked when the tide goes out
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Michael Phelps:

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When the Australians walked out, the crowd went nuts, and when we walked out, the crowd went even more nuts. I can't describe how amazing that was. Three thousand people were here rooting for the two strongest swimming nations. I'll never forget that, and I was glad to be part of it.

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Michael Phelps:

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If I didn't swim my best, I'd think about it at school, at dinner, with my friends. It would drive me crazy.

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BICYCLING QUOTES
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Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.
~Leslie Nielsen, Naked Gun 2 1/2.
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MR. AND MRS. HENRY BASKETT
(HENRY \ NFL PLAYER)
(KENDRA nee WILKINSON \ EX-PLAYBOY MODEL)

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SPORTS PICTORIAL

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20 of the Hottest Athlete Sports Wives

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GOLF QUOTES
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Here, Eddie, hold the flag while I putt out.
Walter Hagen (to the Prince of Wales)
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My God, he looks like he's beating a chicken!
Byron Nelson (on Jack Lemmon's swing)
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