"Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean."
-Pedro Guerrero, on sportswriters
"Sure. I'm proud to be an American."
-Cincy Reds rookie pitcher Steve Foster, asked by a Canadian customs agent if he had anything to declare.
"The Yankees are only interested in one thing, and I don't know what that is."
-Former Yankee outfielder Louos Polonia
"Why does everybody stand up and sing 'Take Me Out to the Ballgame' when they're already there?"
-Larry Anderson, major league pitcher
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