GOLF QUOTES
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Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective. - Huxtable Pippey
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In baseball you hit your home run over the right-field fence, the left-field fence, the center-field fence. Nobody cares. In golf everything has got to be right over second base. - Ken Harrelson
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In baseball you hit your home run over the right-field fence, the left-field fence, the center-field fence. Nobody cares. In golf everything has got to be right over second base. - Ken Harrelson
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick. - P.J. O'Rourke
Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty. - Harry Vardon
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. - Dave Barry
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Play it as it lies is one of the fundamental dictates of golf. The other is Wear it if it clashes. - Henry Beard
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How can they beat me? I've been struck by lightning, had two back operations, and been divorced twice. - Lee Trevino
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The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top. - Pete Dye
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. - Dave Barry
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Play it as it lies is one of the fundamental dictates of golf. The other is Wear it if it clashes. - Henry Beard
.
How can they beat me? I've been struck by lightning, had two back operations, and been divorced twice. - Lee Trevino
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The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top. - Pete Dye
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