COLLEGE FOOTBALL QUOTES:
"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney, Nebraska
"After you retire, there's only one big event left....and I ain't ready for that." - Bobby Bowden, Florida State
"A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall." - Frank Leahy, Notre Dame
"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you." - Woody Hayes, Ohio State
"In Alabama, an atheist is someone who doesn't believe in Bear Bryant." - Wally, Georgia
"No, but you can see it from here." - Lou Holtz, Arkansas...When asked if Fayetteville was the end of the world.
"There's one sure way to stop us from scoring-give us the ball near the goal line." - Matty Bell, SMU
"My advice to defensive players: Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in a bad humor." - Bowden Wyatt, Tennessee
"Always remember..... Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David." - Shug Jordan / Auburn
"They cut us up like boarding house pie. And that's real small pieces." - Darrell Royal / Texas
"They whipped us like a tied up goat." - Spike Dykes, Texas Tech
After USC lost 51-0 to Notre Dame, his postgame message to his team: "All those who need showers, take them." - John McKay, USC
"If lessons are learned in defeat, our team is getting a great education." - Murray Warmath, Minnesota
"Oh, we played about like three tons of buzzard puke this afternoon." - Spike Dykes, Texas Tech
"After you retire, there's only one big event left....and I ain't ready for that." - Bobby Bowden, Florida State
"A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall." - Frank Leahy, Notre Dame
"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you." - Woody Hayes, Ohio State
"In Alabama, an atheist is someone who doesn't believe in Bear Bryant." - Wally, Georgia
"No, but you can see it from here." - Lou Holtz, Arkansas...When asked if Fayetteville was the end of the world.
"There's one sure way to stop us from scoring-give us the ball near the goal line." - Matty Bell, SMU
"My advice to defensive players: Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in a bad humor." - Bowden Wyatt, Tennessee
"Always remember..... Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David." - Shug Jordan / Auburn
"They cut us up like boarding house pie. And that's real small pieces." - Darrell Royal / Texas
"They whipped us like a tied up goat." - Spike Dykes, Texas Tech
After USC lost 51-0 to Notre Dame, his postgame message to his team: "All those who need showers, take them." - John McKay, USC
"If lessons are learned in defeat, our team is getting a great education." - Murray Warmath, Minnesota
"Oh, we played about like three tons of buzzard puke this afternoon." - Spike Dykes, Texas Tech
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