SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Thursday, January 17, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: nascar.com

TOP TEN NASCAR QUOTES:

10. "I'm like a mule. I can take it. The safety devices are incredible today. We used to take those kind of whoopings without all that stuff, and it was a lot worse. This one is over with, and we'll pick up and go on."
-- Mark Martin, after being caught in a six-car wreck at Talladega on Lap 20.

. "The NHL has its work cut out for it. Let's face it -- television, advertising, marketing, licensing ... all of that stuff comes back to the fans; if they are mad, they won't be buying -- whether it's tickets or souvenirs. ... It's like walking out on your wife for a week. You can't walk back in the door, give her a wave, tell her you missed her and expect her to start cooking dinner."
-- Truck Series driver Brandon Whitt, weighing in on the NHL returning after its strike.

 

8. "I feel like I got a pile of cattle chasing my ass, and I'm peddling as hard as I can to stay in front of 'em. I'm looking behind me driving like hell."
-- Rusty Wallace, prior to the July race at Pocono on being in the top 10 in points.

7. "Everyone thinks Michael is a good guy. He is not the good guy like he acts like he is. Caution was out, and he wrecked me."
-- Robby Gordon, after hurling his helmet at Michael Waltrip's door at New Hampshire, the Chase's first race.

 

6. "You've started a lot of engines."
-- Chris Myers, television host for FOX and FX NASCAR broadcasts, to All-Star Challange grand marshall Pamela Anderson.

5. "I got pounded in the butt and someone spunned me out."
-- NBA star Lebron James, on his video-game experience with Bobby Labonte at Bristol.

 

4. "Mine was unintentional and his was intentional, and that's all I'm saying. NASCAR can do what they want with it."
-- Ryan Newman, after being taken out of the race at Bristol by Dale Jarrett.

 

3. "They name streets after guys like that -- One Way and Dead End ... He's just an idiot."
-- Tony Stewart, on Greg Biffle, who was racing hard with the leaders despite being one lap down at Martinsville in the fall.

 

2. "It's the last straw for Roush Racing. We're officially retiring as Kurt Busch's apologists effective [Sunday]."
-- Roush Racing president Geoff Smith, after the team suspended Kurt Busch for the season's final two races.

 

1. "I'm too damn fat to be climbing fences. I had to do it once, though."
-- Tony Stewart, after climbing the chain fence following his Daytona win in July.





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