Have you ever had a thought, About the world of sport
And all the different games you can play?
When you've got a spare moment, Go and find an opponent
And immerse yourself in sport all day.
In the morning be a jockey, In the evening try some hockey,
And at teatime you can play an end of bowls.
If you think that you can stick it, Play a five day game of cricket,
Or a soccer match and celebrate your goals.
Play some snooker on a table, Take up billiards, if you're able,
Knock the black ball in a pocket at pool.
You could try and toss a caber, You could sword fight with a sabre,
If you're French, just play a game of boules.
There are hammers you can throw, Shoot some arrows with a bow
Not forgetting tennis, volleyball and squash.
You can race around in cars, You can pole vault over bars
And for the winners there is often loads of dosh.
Croquet, curling, javelin and chess, Ski Jump, triple hop, run in fancy dress
Baseball, rounders, somersaults are fun.
Get your mashie niblick, Throw the discus, put the shot,
Run a mile, maybe not.
If you're pukka try a chukka, Or become a monster trucker,
You can even try and wang your welly.
But if all this leaves you cold, Or you think you're far too old,
Then just settle down and watch it on the telly.
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