CURLING HUMOR \ QUOTES
THE SUNDAY DRAW & CURLING:
All people who curl instead of going to church meetings will be glad to know that curling is a legitimate religious activity, with scriptural sanction. For example, the Bible ..
.. speaks to the beginner who is assigned as Lead:
"He that is without sin among you, let him cast the first stone." (John 8:7)
.. urges the Second whose Lead has drawn two stones into the house:
"Be thou a guard unto them." (Ezekiel 38:7)
.. confirms a Second's personal resolution, as his Skip throws a take-out:
"I will sweep with the besom of destruction." (Isaiah 14:23)
.. describes the Vice(-skip)'s shots:
"The rocks are thrown down by him." (Nahum 1:6)
.. and notes the remarks of surprise and joy made by his Skip:
"Behold he smote the rock" (Psalm 78:20)
"Their rock is removed out of place." (Job 14:8)
.. makes only one comment about the activity of the Skip:
"Why stand ye here all the day idle?" (Matthew 20:16)
All people who curl instead of going to church meetings will be glad to know that curling is a legitimate religious activity, with scriptural sanction. For example, the Bible ..
.. speaks to the beginner who is assigned as Lead:
"He that is without sin among you, let him cast the first stone." (John 8:7)
.. urges the Second whose Lead has drawn two stones into the house:
"Be thou a guard unto them." (Ezekiel 38:7)
.. confirms a Second's personal resolution, as his Skip throws a take-out:
"I will sweep with the besom of destruction." (Isaiah 14:23)
.. describes the Vice(-skip)'s shots:
"The rocks are thrown down by him." (Nahum 1:6)
.. and notes the remarks of surprise and joy made by his Skip:
"Behold he smote the rock" (Psalm 78:20)
"Their rock is removed out of place." (Job 14:8)
.. makes only one comment about the activity of the Skip:
"Why stand ye here all the day idle?" (Matthew 20:16)
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