SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Thursday, April 17, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: icing.org

WOT HO, THE GRANITE  (ALL ABOUT CURLING):

Did you know that Shakespeare was an astute observer of the curling scene? The Bard's plays are crammed with references to the Roaring Game. Look them up in ..

.. King John (a word to curlers in general):
    "Blow each dust, each straw, each little rub, Out of the path."

.. A Midsummer Night's Dream:
    "To show our simple skill, That is the beginning of our end."

.. Cymbeline (tactics when you're leading and you've got the hammer):
    "I'll throw it into the creek, Behind our rock."

.. The Merry Wives of Windsor (a skip's advice on Beginners' night):
    "Who's there, I trow! Come near the house, I pray you."

.. Troilus and Cressida (a comment on an obvious novice):
    "Look you what hacks are on his helmet!"

Shakespeare even had curling positions down pat. From ..

.. The Merchant of Venice:
    "Allay with some cold drops of modesty, Thy skipping spirit."

.. Othello:
    "Do you perceive how he laughed at his vice?"

.. Richard the Third:
    "Richard the Second here was hack'd to death."

.. King Lear:
    " 'Tis the times' plague, when madmen lead the blind."

Finally, a word for all curlers. From ..

.. As You Like It:
    "Sweep, you fat and greasy citizens."






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