SPORTS INSULTS
(Yo Mama Style, Part II)
| Yo mama so dumb she drowned during the wave at a football stadium! |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman |
| Yo' mama's so stupid he thinks Beirut is a famous baseball player |
Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarter back was a refund.
Yo momma is so old she remembers when Duke was a football school.
Yo mama's so greasy, if Crisco had a football team, she'd be the mascot.
When she plays basketball, she IS the full court press.
Yo mama so stupid she thought Dunkin Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo mama is so fat, she has a blackbelt at McDonald's.
Yo mama's so fat, when she swims, she leaves stretch marks on the swimming pool.
Whoever said "No man is an island" never saw yo mama in the swimming pool.
Yo mama went to a Whalers game to see Kiko.
Yo mama was so stupid she thought Gangrene was another golf course.
Yo mama thinks m@sterbation is a karate teacher.
Yo mama's got a Nike tag on her weave, so now everybody calls her "Hair Jordan."
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