SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Monday, June 2, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: meaningfulnicesayings.com/




Kyle Rote, Jr.
Kyle Rote,
Sr.
SOCCER QUOTES
I loathed the game, and since I could see no pleasure or usefulness in it, it was very difficult for me to show courage at it. Football, it seemed to me, is not really played for the pleasure of kicking a ball about, but is a species of fighting. ~ by George Orwell
Football is the opera of the people. ~ by Stafford Heginbotham, 1985

The rules of soccer are very simple, basically it is this: if it moves, kick it. If it doesn't move, kick it until it does~ by Phil Woosnam, 1974
Soccer is a game in which everyone does a lot of running around. Twenty-one guys stand around and one guy does a tap dance with the ball. ~ by Jim Murray, 1967

All that proves is that most of the world is too poor to build bowling alleys, golf courses, tennis courts and baseball fields. There's hundreds of millions of poor people out there who still ain't got indoor plumbing, but that don't mean there's something great about an outhouse. Soccer is boring. I've never seen a more boring sport. ~ by Mike Royko, 1994

The rest of the world loves soccer. Surely we must be missing something. Uh, isn't that what the Russians told us about communism? There's a good reason why you don't care about soccer - it's because you are an American and hating soccer is more American than mom's apple pie, driving a pick-up and spending Saturday afternoon channel-surfing with the remote control. ~ by Tom Weir

The Glaswegian definition of an atheist: a bloke who goes to a Rangers-Celtic match to watch the football. ~ by Sandy Strang

Soccer is not about justice. It's a drama - and criminally wrong decisions against you are part and parcel of that. ~ by Pete Davies

In Latin America the border between soccer and politics is vague. There is a long list of governments that have fallen or been overthrown after the defeat of the national team. ~ by Luis Suarez

Why is there only one ball for 22 players? If you gave a ball to each of them, they'd stop fighting for it. ~ by Author Unknown

I think football would become an even better game if someone could invent a ball that kicks back. ~ by Eric Morecambe

The roots of our Soccer Tribe lie deep in our primeval past. ~ by Desmond Morris

To the aesthete it is an art form, an athletic ballet. To the spiritually inclined it is a religion. ~ by Paul Gardner

To say that these men paid their shillings to watch twenty-two hirelings kick a ball is merely to say that a violin is wood and catgut, that Hamlet is so much paper and ink. ~ by J.B. Priestley, The Good Companions, 1928

Up to five goals is journalism. After that, it becomes statistics. ~ by Author Unknown

Concerning football playing, I protest to you it may rather be called a friendly kind of fighting, rather than recreation. ~ by Author Unknown

If this can be termed the century of the common man, then soccer, of all sports, is surely his game.... In a world haunted by the hydrogen and napalm bomb, the football field is a place where sanity and hope are still left unmolested. ~ by Stanley Rous, 1952

Whenever the ball flew toward our goal and a score seemed inevitable, Jesus reached his foot out and cleared the ball. ~ by Author unknown, from an article in Rio de Janeiro's Jornal dos Sports

If you're attacking, you don't get as tired as when you're chasing. ~ by Kyle Rote, Jr.

Five days shalt thou labour, as the Bible says. The seventh day is the Lord thy God's. The sixth day is for football. ~ by Anthony Burgess

Other countries have their history. Uruguay has its football. ~ by Ondino Viera
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