FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: humorsphere.com

BASEBALL QUOTES

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Baseball has been called the National Pastime. It's just the kind of game anyone deserves who has nothing better to do than try to pass his time. -- Andrew Rooney

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After fifteen years of facing pitchers you don't really get over them. They're devious. They're the only players in the game allowed to cheat. They throw illegal pitches and they sneak foreign substances on the ball. They can inflict pain whenever they wish. And, they're the only ones on the diamond who have high ground. That's symbolic. You know what they tell you in a war - 'take the high ground first.' -- Richie Ashburn

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I feel terrible about what they do to the umpires. The first time they go out on the field the band strikes up "Oh, say, can you see." -- Goodman Ace

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Bat Day seems like a good idea, but I question the advisability of giving bats in the Bronx to 40,000 Yankee fans. -- Aaron Bacall

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Ralph Hunker's daddy made the first baseball glove in history. Made it out of genuine cowhide. Of course, he cheated a little. He made it out of the part of the cow that already had the fingers in it. -- Pat Buttram

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I'm flattered that so many baseball people think I'm a Hall of Famer. But what's hard to believe is how one-hundred and fifty plus people have changed their minds about me since I became eligible, because I haven't had a base hit since then. -- Richie Ashburn

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I watch a lot of baseball on the radio. - Gerald Ford

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It was too bad I wasn't a second baseman; then I'd probably have seen a lot more of my husband. - Karolyn Rose, ex-wife of Pete Rose