SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Monday, June 9, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: bonesville.com

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SPORTS QUOTES

from Carlo DeVito's The Ultimate Dictionary of Sports Quotations



"My job is to win football games. I've got to put people in the stadium, make money for the university, keep the alumni happy, and give the school a winning reputation. If I don't win, I'm gone." — Frank Kush, college football coach
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"What you had was a 39-year-old male, 6-foot-5, in excess of 300 pounds, a healthy individual, took one shot of heroin and basically dropped dead as a result." — Bruce Glassrock, Plano, TX, police chief, on the death of professional football player Mark Tuinei

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"I'd rather get Gatorade poured on me than bust my butt selling it." — Bill Parcells, professional football coach, on his disdain for endorsements
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"Try to exercise, eat better, try to do some fun things with my wife." — Tom Davis, college basketball coach, on what he was going to do after being fired
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"I am a kicker, but I'm tough. On kickoffs, I'll barrel through there and knock those runners right on my fanny." — Errol Mann, professional football player
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"Football is not a game, but a religion, a metaphysical island of fundamental truth in a highly verbalized, disguised society, a throwback of 30,000 generations of anthropological time." — Dr. Arnold Mandell, sports psychologist
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"There is only a half step difference between the champions and those who finish on the bottom. And much of that half step is mental." — Tom Landry, professional football coach

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"If I ever need a brain transplant, I want one from a sportswriter, because I'll know it's never been used." — Joe Paterno, college football coach

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"Just a fad — passing fancy." — Philip Wrigley, baseball team owner, on playing games at night under the lights
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"Whenever Rock opened his kisser, the throng became as silent as a tomb." — Harry Grayson, sportswriter, on college football coach Knute Rockne

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"Winning is like shaving. You do it every day, or you end up looking like a bum." — Jack Kemp, professional football player and U.S. congressman

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"No, we ain't gonna play that. We're gonna kick their butts." — Lee Roy Jordan, professional football player, waving off a defense called in from the sidelines

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