SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Monday, July 28, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: angryclam.com

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OLYMPICS TRIVIA
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[ Includes Track and Field Sports ]

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Not every Olympic event has been a success. Some, like live pigeon shooting and equestrian high jump, lasted just one year. Here’s a look at some other sports no longer in the Olympic program:
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Rope climb (1896, 1904, 1924, 1932): Using only their hands, competitors try to see how fast they can get to the top of the rope.
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One-hand weightlifting (1896): Similar to the modern snatch event, but athletes were only allowed to use one hand.
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Tug-of-war (1900-1920): Two teams of eight try to pull a rope six feet; if neither team reaches the mark after five minutes, the team that pulls the farthest wins.
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Standing high jump (1900-1912): Same as the traditional high jump, only without a run-up.
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Standing broad jump (1900-1912): The long jump without a run-up.
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Standing triple jump (1900-1904): Also known as the hop, step and jump; started from a stationary position.
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Underwater swimming (1900): Swimmers were awarded points for how far they went and how long they stayed under water.
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Swimming obstacle race (1900): Racers had to swim through the River Seine, climb up and down a pole, then go over and under several boats.
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Live pigeon shooting (1900): The birds were released and shooters tried to kill as many as possible.
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Equestrian high jump (1900): Riders see who can jump the highest on horseback.
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Equestrian long jump (1900): Long jumping on horseback.
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Basque pelota (1900): A form of handball played mostly on the border of Spain and France.
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Rugby union (1900, 1908-24): One of the most popular team sports in the world still waiting to get back into the Olympics.
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56-pound weight throw (1904, 1920): A 56-pound weight affixed with a handle that’s thrown over a pole vault bar.
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All-around dumbbell contest (1904): Competitors performed 10 different lifts with dumbbells over two days.
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Club swinging (1904): Similar to rhythmic gymnastics, only the competitors swing clubs around their bodies.
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Plunge diving (1904): From a standing position, divers see how far they can go without taking a stroke.
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Duelling pistol (1906): Shooters fired at mannequins wearing frock coats and bull’s-eyes on their chests.
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Motor boating (1908): Three categories of races in boats; IOC later decided against allowing anything with a motor.
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Jeu de paume (1908): Similar to squash, only competitors use their hands instead of a racket to strike the ball.
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Plain high diving (1912-24): Divers were not allowed to do any acrobatic moves; they just dove straight into the water.
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Tumbling (1932): Athletes do flips and twists along a two-foot-wide strip; now part of the modern gymnastics floor exercise.
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Solo synchronized swimming (1984-92): Swimmers were awarded points based on routines synchronized to music.
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