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SPORTS QUOTES
"David Cone is in a class by himself with three or four other players." --George Steinbrenner, on his ace pitcher
"You mean the great home-run hitter?" --The late N.J. Net Yinka Dare, asked about Beirut
"My grandmother told me it was good for colds." --Outfielder Kevin Mitchell on why he eats Vick's VapoRub
"That was the nail that broke the coffin's back." --Basketball coach Jack Kraft, after his star player fouled out
"Someone threw a petrol bomb at Alex Higgins once and he drank it!" Frank Carson.
"Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris." Oscar Wilde.
"I failed to make the chess team because of my height." Woody Allen.
"If women were meant to play football, God would have put their tits somewhere else." Gordon Sinclair.
"The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down." Rita Rudner.
"Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night." Peter Ustinov.
"In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete." Yakov Smirnoff.
"One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him." Jeffrey Bernard.
"Ally MacLeod thinks that tactics are a new kind of mint." Billy Connolly.
"We've lost seven of our last eight matches. The only team that we have beaten is Western Samoa. It's a good job we didn't play the whole of Samoa." Gareth Davies.
When I started racing motor bikes, I always got told: "If you dont need to use your brakes, you're not going fast enough"
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