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MMA Forum Member's Top 10 Quotes

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10. Mauro Ranallo Talking about Minotauro- "He's takin an unbelievable amount of punishment over the years, but the question is will he pay the price later on in life"

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9. Wanderlei Silva- "I want to Fuck Chuck"- Those english classes werent going well apparently, as Wandy was trying to say I want to fight Chuck.

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8. Rampage- "Is that Heath's nut hangin out"- Quinton was announcing the second fight between Nogueira and Heath Herring, when he noticed how short Heath's shorts were.

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7. Ken Shamrock- "I will beat you into a living death"- Ken's quotes could have their own article too.

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6. Forrest Griffin- "He did exactly what I wanted him to do and he knocked me the fuck out"- Forrest after getting KTFO by Keith Jardine.

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5. Anything that comes out of Bill Goldberg's Mouth- Funny in a sad way.

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4. Bas Rutten- "Maybe he smokes"- Basito responding to Rampage talking about Fujita's yellow teeth after being choked out by Fedor.

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3. Tim Sylvia- "Bring on Fedor"- Funny because if that fight were to happen he'd probably be out cold or submitted in the first round.

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2. Stephen Quadros- "The touching of gloves may be the only punch Fujita lands"- Before the Fedor/Fujita fight, little did he know what would transpire.

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1. Rampage- "You can make a mistake and get caught in a submission, but Chuck made a mistake and he got caught in an ass whoopin'."- Quinton after knocking out Liddell.

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Well thats my list, if anyone has some good ones leave a comment.

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Comments:

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Anonymous said... One of the funniest quotes has to be during GSP's post fight interview after defeating Sean Sherk. I think it was after being asked if there was a time during the fight where he knew he hurt Sherk, GSP responded in his pepe le pu like accent "I knew he was hurt when I hit him in the nose and he went AHHHHH..." That was absolutely priceless.

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crap said... Rampage before the Arona fight. Announcer asks him what's his strategy against Arona, Rampage says "there no strategy, I'm just gonna whoop his ass... that's my strategy, the whoop ass strategy"

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Thomas said... my favorite is where Diaz says weed smoking isnt getting in the way of his fight career, but on the contrary his fight career is getting in the way of his weed smoking.

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Anonymous said... Another laugher from Rampage, on Forrest Griffen ... "He has a glass jaw ... he punches like a crack head"

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Anonymous said... Rampage talking about Forrest Griffin as a coach in the Ultimate Fighter. "Forrest is the type of guy, when he wipes his butt, he don't get it all."
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GSP: "Matt Hughes beat me fair and square...I'm sorry, I'm still learning English; 'fairly squarely.'"

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Anonymous said... Rampage before one of the Pride HW Championship tournament matches, "I hope this match doesn't take long cause I have to take a shit!
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Anonymous said... Joe Rogan talking shit to a heckler in one of his stand ups. "I'll wrap my dick around your neck and start you up like a lawn mower!"

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Anonymous said... The best quote ever was when GSP was on sherdog radio trying to clarify his reasoning for writing off matt serra and instead of saying i'm not trying to kiss anyone's ass he said "I'm not trying to lick any butts"

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Bart B said... I've always loved the exchange:
Joe Rogan: "If you put Phil Baroni's brain in Pedro Rizzo's body, he would not lose."
Mike Goldberg: "and he would speak better english too".