SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Saturday, August 23, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: baseball-fever.com

Image: tigresstracker.com
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BASEBALL QUOTES
Quotes by Ozzie Guillen
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"He's a garbage. He's always been a garbage. And he will die a garbage."
Ozzie on Chicago Sun-Times columnist Jay Mariotti, June 21, 2006
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Ozzie responding on whether his kids were involved during the Sox/Cubs brawl:
"If my kids were on the field, [they were] going to get [their rear end] kicked," Guillen said. "What's Ozzie [Jr.] going to do? Eat somebody. My other one is 20 pounds and the other one is only 14.
"One is a baby, one is too little, another one, the only thing he can do is eat somebody or drink somebody," Guillen added with a laugh.
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Ozzie on what would happen if Jerry Reinsdorf told him to shave his goatee;
"Get another manager, I can't. I want to look old. The last time I shaved my goatee off, people thought it was my fault we played bad."
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Ozzie on spring Training as skipper of a world Championship club as opposed to being a rookie boss in 2004;"Now, there are just 30 or 40 reporters around to see how big my mouth really is."
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Ozzie on the team's 4-4 tie against the Cubs in Mesa this afternoon;"It's the best game we played all spring."
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When he was being sworn in as a US citizen in January,Ozzie was asked on his test who the Mayor of Chicago was,Ozzie replied,
"I said Ozzie Guillen."
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Here's Ozzie on Cubs' pitcher Rich Hill after Hill took verbal shots at AJ Pierzynski on Saturday before Hill was sent down to AAA Iowa.
"Who is Hill? That piece of [bleep] who pitched? Michael [Barrett] realized he was wrong [in punching Pierzynski]. Michael realized he overreacted.
"But that little [bleep] Hill, he should be in Triple-A. He is going to make Dusty Baker get fired. Shut up, you just got here in the big leagues. When you make a comment like that, it was a cheap shot. You don't know the game.''
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