SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Saturday, August 23, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: prorev.com

Image: dugnorth.com
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BASEBALL QUOTE
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Baseball
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Baseball is different from other games.
Its strength is inherent, metaphysical. Why?
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First, because the game has a singular and distinctive relationship to time.
Only baseball, among all games, can be called a "pastime."
For baseball is above or outside time.
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Football, basketball, hockey, soccer games are arbitrarily divided into measured quarters, halves, or periods.
They are controlled, even dominated by time.
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Not so baseball, which either ignores time or dominates it.
An inning theoretically can go on forever.
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The same is true of the game.
Interruptions are generally limited to acts of God, such as darkness or rain, or to cultural, religious and quasi-natural occurrences such as curfew or midnight. . .
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Baseball is also played in a unique spatial frame.
Other games are restricted to limited, defined areas, rectangular or near rectangular, floors or rinks.
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Not so baseball.
Baseball is played within the lines of a projection from home plate, starting from the point of a 90 degrees and extending to infinity.
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Were it not for the intervention of fences, buildings, mountains, and other obstacles in space, a baseball traveling within the ultimate projection of the first and third baselines could be fair and fully and infinitely in play.
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Baseballs never absolutely go out of bounds.
They are either fair or foul; and even foul balls are, within limits, playable and part of the game.
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Baseball is distinguished from other games, too in the way in which it is controlled by umpires. An umpire is very different from a referee, a field judge, or a linesman.
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One occasionally hears the cry "fire the referee" but seldom the cry "kill the referee."
That cry is reserved for umpires.
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Umpires have to be dealt with absolutely, for their power is absolute.
Referees are men called or appointed.
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Umpires, by contrast, seem to exist in their own right and exercise undelegated power which is not to be reviewed and from which there is no appeal.
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- Eugene McCarthy, Forward to Lawrence Frank's "Playing Hardball: The Dynamics of Baseball Folk Speech (1984)
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