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SPORTS QUOTES
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My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit.
~Phyllis Diller
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"The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender."
- Vince Lombardi
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I played as much golf as I could in North Dakota, but summer up there is pretty short. It usually falls on Tuesday.
~Mike Morley
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Golfing great Ben Hogan's famous reply when asked how to improve one's game was: "Hit the ball closer to the hole."
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In Africa, some of the native tribes have a custom of beating the ground with clubs and uttering spine-chilling cries. Anthropologists call this a form of primitive self-expression.
In America, they call it golf.
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In tennis the addict moves about a hard rectangle and seeks to ambush a fuzzy ball with a modified snow-shoe.
~Elliot Chaze
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"I used to be a heavy gambler.
But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind."
- Steve Allen
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There are really only three things to learn in skiing: how to put on your
skis, how to slide downhill, and how to walk along the hospital corridor.
~Lord Mancroft
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20,000 people gathered in Buenos Aires to hear Venezuelan President Chavez bash President Bush. Things got so violent, officials were afraid a soccer match was going to break out.
-- Jim Barach
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It may be that all games are silly. But then, so are humans.
~Robert Lynd
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