FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: givemefootball.com

SOCCER QUOTES
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"We can't behave like crocodiles and cry over spilled milk and broken eggs."
Italian coach Giovanni Trappatoni makes Eric Cantona sound normal.
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"We've got a monster around our neck after beating England, but we must feed it."
Former Aussie boss Frank Farina puts on his Crocodile Dundee hat.
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"At the end of the day, it's all about what's on the shelf at the end of the year."
Steve Coppell has the January sales in mind.
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"We have to roll up our sleeves and get our knees dirty."
Howard Wilkinson gets back to basics.
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"Our goalkeeper didnt have a save to make in 90 minutes, and yet he still ended up conceding four goals."
Time for Joe Royle to get a new keeper, me thinks.
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"It will be a cracking match and a close one - maybe decided by a referee's decision, an odd bounce or something like an over-the-line goal."
Neil Warnock keeps his options open.
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"Dave has this incredible knack of pulling a couple of chickens out of the hat each season."
Mark McGhee enthuses about the qualities of new signing David Copperfield.
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"Although we are playing Russian Roulette we are obviously playing Catch 22 at the moment and its a difficult scenario to get my head round."
Paul Sturrock's confused...and so are we.
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"Where do you get an experienced player like him with a left foot and a head?"
Only fitting that we should end with another gem from the great man who is Sir Bobby Robson.
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