FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: yourdictionary.com

SPORTS QUOTES

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There's no skill involved. Just go up there and swing at the ball.
—DiMaggio,Joe (Joseph Paul)

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Games played with the ball, and others of that nature, are too

violent for the body, and stamp no character on the mind.
—Jefferson,Thomas

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Play ball! Means something more than runs Or pitches thudding into gloves! Remember through the summer suns This is the game your country loves.
—Rice, Grantland

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Conversation is like playing tennis with a ball made of Krazy Putty that keeps coming back over the net in a different shape.
—Lodge, David John

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All winter long, I am one for whom the bell is tolling;

I can arouse no interest in basketball, Indoor fly casting or bowling;

The sports pages are strictly no soap!

And until the cry Play Ball! I simply mope.
—Nash, (Frederic) Ogden

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Even on the mornings when I creak out of bed, I still get pumped up about hitting that silly little white ball.
—Zoeller, Fuzzy

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