SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Friday, August 15, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: goalnetforum.proboards22.com

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SOCCER QUOTES
Quotes from a soccer forum
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“You drank beer, you played golf, you watched football - WE EVOLVED!”
Frank Zappa (ok, he meant gridiron!)
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When I first met him I didn't know whether to shake his hand or lick his face."
Robbie Williams, on David Beckham
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In football everything is complicated by the presence of the opposite team.” Jean-Paul Sartre
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“Penalties do not deter men when their conscience is aroused.”
Nelson Mandela
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Not sure who said it, but:'how can i be expected to soar like an eagle when i am flying with ducks'
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as a manager you always have a gun at your head, its a question of if there is a bullet in the barrel"
K.Keagan
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The story goes that when Sir Alf Ramsey was giving one of his notoriously straight-faced England team talks in the early 70s, he told Rodney Marsh that if the forward’s workrate was not up to scratch, he would be “pulled off” at half-time. Marsh smirked and replied “Crikey, Alf, at Manchester City all we get is an orange and a cup of tea.”
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U15's Dulwich Hill Coach in a trail game this year in a pre game talk to his players:
"I don't care about the result as long as we don't lose"
.... same game in the second half, calls off a player (substition) as the player runs to the coach, the coach says:
"Good game son, I pulled you off so we have a better chance of winning.."
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