SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Friday, August 15, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: blakjak.demon.co.uk

Image: transerial.com
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SOCCER QUOTES
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Dean Holdsworth, Wimbledon:
The only way we will be going to Europe is if the club splash out and take us all to Eurodisney.
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Kilmarnock fans to the Rangers keeper after he had been diagnosed with mild schizophrenia:
Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams
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Chris Turner, Peterborough manager:
Before LC QF, 1992 I've told the players we need to win so that I can have the cash to buy some new ones.
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Andy Gray, Sky Sport:
I was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for goalies is between their legs.
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Richard Keys:
Well Roy, do you think that you'll have to finish above Manchester United to win the league?
Roy Evans: You have to finish above everyone to win the league, Richard
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Radio 5 Live:
It's now 1-1, an exact reversal of the score on Saturday.
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Newcastle United Fan, Radio 5 Live Football:
Today, it's like a game of chess. It's all about money.
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Tom Ferrie:
Dumbarton player Steve McCahill has limped off with a badly cut forehead
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Brian Moore:
Newcastle, of course, unbeaten in their last five wins.
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Gerry Francis:
What I said to them at half time would be unprintable on the radio.
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Mick Lyons:
If there weren't such a thing as football, we'd all be frustrated footballers.
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Derek Johnstone, BBC TV Scotland, 1994:
He's one of those footballers whose brains are in his head.
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Ron Atkinson lauds Gordon Strachan, 39:
There's nobody fitter at his age, except maybe Raquel Welch
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Wendy Toms, the first female referee to officiate in a professional game:
If the players want to make it hard for me, I am happy to make it twice as hard for them.
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Ian Wright on the Arsenal captain's confession to alcoholism:
It took a lot of bottle for Tony to own up.
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