SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Friday, August 1, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: scraplovers.com

Image: lol-pages.com
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MOTOCROSS POEM
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Motocross
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Ode To The Pee Wee Mom
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In the pits, he dresses with care,
motorcycles surround us, everywhere.
Goggles, helmet, knee braces and pants,
necessary gear, to begin the dance.
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The Gladiators of Motocross, they all are here.
“Don’t forget, Mom” he grins, “Show No fear.”
The experts come back; their race is done,
one is missing, I clutch at my son.
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“Be careful out there,” says one as he passes by,
Why are we here? Why, oh why?
“The whoops are rough, the corners fast,
stay on the gas, Boy, or you’ll be last.”
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Where is the sport, where is the fun?
They call his race, I want to run.
Final words I wish I could say,
at the starting line, on his big day.
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Instead, I say what he needs to hear,
and promise again to show no fear.
A silent prayer for this son of mine,
what I should have said at the starting line.
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You don’t need to go so fast,
there’s nothing wrong with being last.
Should you need to feel the speed,
to take to the air, like a bird just freed,
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think of me up in the stands,
with pounding heart and shaking hands.
The crowd moans,I peek to see,
two have crashed,but not my Pee Wee.
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The final turn, the final jump.
In my throat, an enormous lump.
The checkered flag is in the air,
I want to look, but I do not dare.
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“Lady, lady, is that your son?
Gee, lady, your boy just won.”
On rubber legs, I make my way,
to the finish line, of his big day.
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He grins at me, He knows he's fast,
“I did what you told me, Mom, I kicked some a$$.”
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