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SPORTS SAYINGS
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Luge: The sport of lying down and trying not to die.
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you can sell him tackle.
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For the rich, there's therapy. For the rest of us, there is fishing.
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If you can't break your nose at it, it ain't a sport.
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Crew (Rowing) is the only sport in the world where an athlete is encouraged to sit on his butt and go backwards!
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The discus throwers got the best seats at all the crucifixions.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
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My drinking team has a soccer problem.
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