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BASEBALL QUOTES
Quotes from baseball movies
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"Smalls, Babe Ruth is the greatest baseball player that ever lived. People say that he was less than a God, but more than a man. Like Hercules, or something."
- Mike Vitar as "Benny 'the Jet' Rodriquez" in "The Sandlot"
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"So Horoshii 'Kamikaze' Tanaka, recently of the Tokyo Giants, knocks himself out for the second time this week. Maybe in Japan that's actually better than catching the ball. Personally, I think he's just trying to get out of the lineup."
- Bob Uecker as "Harry Doyle" in "Major League II"
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"...I believe there should be a Constutional Amendment outlawing astro-turf and the designated hitter..."
- Kevin Costner as "Crash Davis" in "Bull Durham"
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"Do you know what the difference between hitting .250 and .300 is? That's 25 hits...25 hits in 500 at bats is 50 points...ok. There's 6 months in a season. That's about 25 weeks, that means if you get just one extra flair a week, just one. A gork, you get a ground ball, you get a ground ball with eyes! You get a dying quail, just one more dying quail a week and you're in Yankee Stadium."
- Kevin Costner as "Crash Davis" in "Bull Durham
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"I coulda broke every record in the book..and then when I walked down the street people would've looked and they would've said 'there goes Roy Hobbs, the best there ever was in this game."
- Robert Redford as "Roy Hobbs" in "The Natural"
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"Say it ain't so Joe, say it ain't so."
- Little Boy pleading to Shoeless Joe Jackson in "Eight Men Out"
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"Ty Cobb wanted to play. But none of us could stand the son of a ***** when we were alive so we told him to stick it! HAHAHAHA."
- Ray Liotta as "Shoeless Joe Jackson" in "Field of Dreams"
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"There are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary. And there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance."
- Susan Surandon as "Annie Savoy" in "Bull Durham"
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"Excuse me. I hafta take my first steps toward the Hall of Fame."
- Wesley Snipes as "Willy Mays Hayes" in "Major League"
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