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CHESS HUMOR
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Moments when you should sense DANGER in chess
(from David Letterman):
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There has been a change in the pawn structure. Your opponent has 8 and you don't have any.
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Your opponent begins to throw pawns at your eyes.
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You have a position won but your opponent has a gun.
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The Director tells you not to bother turning in your score sheet after the game.
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Before the game begins you notice your opponents 1st initials are 'GM'.
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After completing your development your opponent starts playing the endgame.
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Just as you make your opening move your opponent announces mate in 11.
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You don't control any squares at all.
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Your draw offer sends all the people watching your game into uncontrollable laughter.
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Your opponent has 3 bishops.
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