SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Thursday, September 4, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: brisbane.citysearch.com

ZHONG MAN BITES HIS GOLD MEDAL

Image: 2008.sina.com.cn

OLYMPICS SPORTS QUOTES

Gold Medal Quotes from the Beijing Olympics

Whether it’s a mangled metaphor or something lost in translation – there’s plenty of interesting stuff coming from the mouths of the athletes this Olympics.

There are many different languages spoken at the Olympics, and some interesting versions of English, too. Sometimes you just can't help feeling that something has been lost in translation.
Or perhaps athletes aren't always that good at saying what they mean.

"I just lay on my bed and watched soap operas," said Zhong Man, the first Chinese male fencer to win Olympic gold, of his preparation.

"They're human. I'm human and I'm American," said US archer Khatuna Lorig of her Korean opponents.

"Now we start from scratch, killing one lion a day," Brazilian beach volleyballer Renata Ribeiro stated, on reaching the Round of 16.

"The routines were very difficult, but if you don't take risks, you don't drink champagne," according to Russian gymnastics coach Valeri Liukin.

"I don't think my opponent is anything special," was Bulgarian wrestler Nikolay Gergov's assessment after winning.

"Male bees live for one moment, then they die. For us swimmers this moment come only once every four years," was Austrian Markus Rogan's way of emphasising the importance of his race.

"The gold medal, when we bite it there is not much taste," is the update from Chinese diver Huo Liang.

"He is just a normal person, although he may be from a different planet. A planet from another galaxy," Russian swimmer Alexander Sukhorukov said of the one-and-only Michael Phelps.

And let's not go easy on our own.
"I had a chat with (American swimmer) Natalie Coughlin. It's nice to know the people you race against aren't as scary as they look," may or may not be Aussie Alicia Coutts' way of paying a rival a compliment.

"The wheels fell off, but we got back on the horse," was diver Robert Newbery's explanation after he and partner Scott Robertson put in a shocker early in the 3m synchro, but dived well later.

"I'm going to be getting drunk - really drunk - and commiserating," said canoeist Lachy Milne after failing to make the final, proving beyond doubt that he is an Aussie.

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Murray Brust in Beijing for Citysearch
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