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GOLF QUOTES \ SAYINGS
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Golfer's prayer - Lord may I live long enough to shoot my age.
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A ball you can see in the rough from 50 yards away is not yours.
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Don't buy a putter until you've had a chance to throw it.
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Golf is a game that was invented to punish those who retire early.
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A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponent's luck.
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The holes are numbered. (Jack Nicklaus, responding to the question 'You really know your way around a course. What's your secret?'
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I golf because the doctor told me to take 'iron' everyday.
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I golf because the doctor said to live on greens.
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If frustration and humiliation is your aim, then golf is your game.
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If there is a ball in the fringe and a ball in the bunker, your ball is in the bunker. If both balls are in the bunker, yours is in the footprint.
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The less skilled the player, the more likely he is to share his ideas about the golf swing.
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My body is here, but my mind has already teed off.
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Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective. (Huxtable Pippey)
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The shortest distance between any two points on a golf course is a straight line that passes directly through the center of a very large tree.
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There are two kinds of bounces: unfair bounces and bounces that are just the way you meant to play them.
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There is one thing in this world that is dumber than playing golf. That is watching someone else playing golf. What do you actually get to see? Thirty-seven guys in polyester slacks squinting at the sun. Doesn't that set your blood racing? (Peter Andrews)
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When you look up, causing an awful shot, you will always look down again at exactly the moment when you ought to start watching the ball if you ever want to see it again.
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You can hit a two-acre fairway 10 percent of the time and a two-inch branch 90 percent of the time.
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