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GOLF QUOTES
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Golf has probably kept more people sane than psychologists have.
-Harvey Renick
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Retire to what? I’m a golfer and a fisherman. I’ve got no place to retire to!
-Julius Boros
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I don’t exaggerate. I just remember big.
-Chi Chi Rodriguez
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A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone.
-Chi Chi Rodriguez
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My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.
-Lee Trevino
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Golf fairways should be made more narrow. Then everyone would have to play from the rough, not just me.
-Seve Ballesteros
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Never break your putter and driver in the same round or you’re dead.
-Tommy Bolt
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My handicap? Woods and irons.
-Chris Codiroli
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Golf got complicated when I had to wear shoes and begin thinking about what I was doing.
-Sam Snead
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I can airmail the golf ball, but sometimes I don't put the right address on it.
-Jim Dent
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The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.
-Chi Chi Rodriguez
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Love and putting are mysteries for the philosopher to solve. Both subjects are beyond golfers.
-Tommy Armour
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