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GOLF QUOTES
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"I am planning and God is driving, so thanks to God I shot 65.
-South African Omar Sandys in the Dunhill Links Pro-Am.
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"Life's too short to spend all the time in the gym. I just like to have a few beers and enjoy myself too."
-Ian Woosnam after he beat Colin Montgomerie in the Cisco World Matchplay at Wentworth.
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"It's hard to tell who's going to win this week, but it probably won't be a big, fat guy."
-David Feherty on the heat and humidity during the U.S. PGA in 2001.
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"Love and putting are mysteries for the philosopher to solve. Both subjects are beyond golfers."
-Tommy Armour.
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"Mulligan: invented by an Irishman who wanted to hit one more twenty yard grounder."
-Jim Bishop
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"I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles."
-G.K. Chesterton (English essayist and poet, 1874-1936).
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"Nobody in pro golf reads the money list better than ex-wives."
-The main character in Dan Jenkins novel "The Money-Whipped Steer-Job Three-Jack Give-Up Artist."
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"I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine."
-Bruce Lansky
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"Why am I using a new putter? Because the old one didn't float too well."
-Craig Stadler
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"Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good. Unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off."
-Bruce Lansky
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"Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt."
-Unknown
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"I told the caddie I wanted a sand wedge and he brought me a ham on rye."
-Chi Chi Rodriguez
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"The uglier the man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law."
-H.G. Wells
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