SPORTS \ HEALTH & NUTRITION QUOTES
Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke, Political Journalist
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
(The Bachelor Home Companion)
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If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.
(Modern Manners)
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Everything that's fun in life is dangerous. Horse races, for instance, are very dangerous. But attempt to design a safe horse and the result is a cow (an appalling animal to watch at the trotters.)
(Republican Party Reptile)
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Cockfighting has always been my idea of a great sport - two armed entrées battling to see who'll be dinner.
(Holidays in Hell)
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True, children look up to professional athletes. But children are short and look up to everything.
(Give War a Chance)
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AND, FINALLY, FOR THE NEXT CONFAB AT THE WATER COOLER:
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Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
(Parliament of Whores)
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