SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Tuesday, September 22, 2009

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: playerpress.com

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NFL FOOTBALL QUOTES
Quotes by John Madden
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"This guy right here is a kicker (circles the kicker) If he could throw the ball he would be a Quarterback, but he kicks the ball so he's a kicker"
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"To get more yards, it's best to move the ball from the line of scrimmage down the field."
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"They're either going to run the ball here, or they're gonna pass it"
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"The play would have been much greater if he did not make the tackle, so it was not so great."
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"If he can't hit the A hole then he's going to try to hit the B hole"
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"Well Al, to get back into this game...Daunte Culpepper and the Vikings have to get back into this game. "
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“This guy brings his load, and this guy has his load over here, and BAM, they go load to load.”
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If the quarterback throws the ball in the end zone and it is caught, that's gonna be a touchdown."
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"When a guy runs he goes faster."
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"From the waist down, Earl Campbell has the biggest legs I have ever seen on a running back."
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“I think the offense is looking for a first down on this drive”
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"Not only do you get a first down, but you get a whole new set of downs!"
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"Now here's a guy that, when he puts his glasses on, he can see better."
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"The best thing would be a touchdown and the second best thing would be a field goal."
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“Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon.”
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"Ruben Brown made that play there, well I mean he missed the guy completely but he was able to create just enough room for Thomas Jones by whiffing. The air he created on the miss gave Jones enough space to score"
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"A fumble is a fumble when he fumbles, and that my friend was a fumble!"
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“What's the toughest thing in a professional football game? It's being the mother of the quarterback.”
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“When you get mud on dirt, it turns into mud.”
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"Whenever you talk about a Mike Shanahan offense, you're always going to be talking about his offense."
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“I'm lucky. I'm the luckiest guy in the world. I never really had a job. I was a football player, then a football coach, then a football broadcaster.”
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“They talk about how hard coaches work. The hard job is a coach's wife, believe me. The job of the coach's wife, she has to be mother, father, driver, doctor, nurse, coach, everything, because the coach is out there working.”
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"His helmet flew off, that's the bad news. The good news is his head wasn't in it."
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"John Elway is an immediate cure for coach's burnout."
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"It is better to give a lick than receive one.”
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“A team should never practice on a field that is not lined. Your players have to become aware of the field's boundaries.”
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“With all his tumid boasts, he's like the sword-fish, who only wears his weapon in his mouth.”
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“The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else.”
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“Tell your linemen to block on this play...tell your linemen to block every play.”
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