FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: all-about-tennis.com

GORAN IVANISEVIC

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TENNIS QUOTES

Quotes by tennis player Goran Ivanisevic

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"The trouble with me is that every match I play against five opponents: umpire, crowd, ball boys, court, and myself."

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"I wouldn't want to go to a sports psychiatrist, because when you're finished, you come out more crazy than you go in."

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"I still break rackets, but now I do it in a positive way."
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"My fines? I pay more fines than some guys' career prize money on the tour."
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"I think it's interesting, you have three movies in one match: horror, comedy, drama. It's fun. I enjoy it. I am like that. I don't like to change. And if I could choose, I would be the same again. Just me, and I like who I am."
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"In every game I play there are three players in me that could surface anytime, Good Goran, Bad Goran, Crazy Goran! They can all serve aces."

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"I have so many runner-up cups that I am thinking of starting my own tea shop."

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"I do not want that 'plate' again." - coming into his fourth Wimbledon final having lost the three others.

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"Today's players, they do not know how. If you are going to throw it, you break it. You have to show commitment." (on throwing rackets)

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"I go kill myself" (after losing the Wimbledon 1998 final against Pete Sampras)

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"I woke up at 2 and went back to sleep at 3, I woke at 4 and went back to sleep at 5, when I next woke The Teletubbies were on TV, so I thought it must be time to get up" (on his night's sleep before the 2001 Final)
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