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SPORTS HUMOR
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Part I:
Blogger presents his choices of the 10 best jokes about Tiger Woods'
extramarital affairs.
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Source: examiner.com
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Part II:
Website presents Ceorge Carlin's take on a variety of sports.
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Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes.
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Boxing is not a sport. Boxing is a way to beat the shit out of somebody. In that respect, boxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey. But beating the shit out of somebody isn't a sport, in spite of what the police think. When police brutality becomes an Olympic event, fine, then boxing can become a sport.
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Don't you find it funny that all these tough-guy boxers are fighting over a purse?
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How come none of these boxers seem to have a losing record?
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Gymnastics is not a sport because Romanians are good at it! Took me a long time to come up with that one, but by God, I thought of one.
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Hockey is not a sport. Hockey is three activities going on at the same time: ice skating, playing with a puck, and beating the shit out of somebody.
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It's never just a game when you're winning.
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Running isn't a sport 'cause everybody can do it. Anything we can all do can't be a sport. I can run, you can run. My mother can run … you don't see her on the cover of Sports Illustrated, do you?
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Source: en.wikiquote.com
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