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University of Maryland Students Start Competitive Eating Team
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Bonus entry: Food and Dieting Quotes

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Click here to view ===> FOOD AND DIETING QUOTES

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Bonus entry: More Food and Dieting Quotes

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“Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.” ~Jim Davis

“Mosquitoes remind us that we are not as high up on the food chain as we think.” ~Tom Wilson

“I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food!” ~W.C. Fields

“The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook.” ~Julia Child

“Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of those pieces.” ~Judith Viorst

“Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian, wine and tarragon make it French, sour cream makes it Russian, lemon and cinnamon make it Greek, soy sauce makes it Chinese, garlic makes it good.” ~Alice May Brock

“There is no love sincerer than the love of food.” ~George Bernard Shaw

“Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.” ~Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

“A dinner lubricates business.” ~Lord William Sowell

“I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants.” ~AW Brown

“I went into McDonald’s yesterday and said, “I’d like some fries.” And the girl behind the counter says, “Would you like fries with that?” ~Jay Leno

“One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.” ~Virginia Woolf

“What is food to one man may be fierce poison to others.” ~Lucretius

“Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.” ~Ernestine Ulmer

“Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all.” ~Harriet Van Horne
“Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either.” ~Trixie Koontz

“Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.” ~Doug Larson
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Bonus entry: Food Comedy Video
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Laurel and Hardy, you're on!
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The link below contains a compilation of food-related
scenes from Laurel and Hardy movies that show the
duo's exceptional skills in comedic slapstick - watch for the
duo's patented "acknowledgment" nods to put the icing on
the slapstick cake!
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"LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!"
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Click here to view ===> FOOD FIGHTS!
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Source: youtube.com
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