SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Monday, January 3, 2011

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: See body of message


Image: tajpronze.com
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BASEBALL HUMOR \ TRIVIA \ QUOTES
Web site presents list of unusual injuries suffered by major leaguers in 2010.
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Click here to view ===> BASEBALL HUMOR
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Source: sports.espn.go.com
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Bonus entry: Humorous reality of the aging process on baseball players.
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Web site presents an overview of the aging process on Jamie Moyer's career.
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Click here to view ===> BASEBALL HUMOR \ TRIVIA
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Source: sports.espn.go.com
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Bonus entry: Trash talk and come backs for the aging athlete.
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"Yo mama" trash talk and come backs have been used by many aging
and retired athletes, many of whom, such as John McEnroe, Pete
Rose, and Mike Tyson, already have an arsenal that can bring tears
to the eyes of any adversary, including a Hulk Hogan or a Joan Rivers.
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Many, however, are reserved or soft-spoken and may want to prepare
for the onslaught of "you're so old" attacks by adding trash talk and
come backs to their verbal repetoire.
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Accordingly, for the latter group, the following ammunition is offered
to help subdue the hecklers who are ready to pounce at any time.
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"YO MAMA IS SO OLD THAT...."
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Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
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Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
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Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
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Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
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Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
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Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
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Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
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Source: ahajokes.co.
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