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GOLF HUMOR
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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: sports.espn.go.com

MIKE SINGLETARY,

HEAD COACH, FORTY-NINERS

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SPORTS QUOTES

Sports columnist \ blogger rates most absurd sports quotes of 2008

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2008 Absurd Quote Power Rankings

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"I used my pants to illustrate."
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Speaker: San Francisco 49ers coach Mike Singletary

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Context: With his club trailing 20-3 at halftime, Singletary dropped his trousers during a locker room speech, the better to "dramatize" how poorly the 49ers were playing.

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Absurd because: Prompted a sentence never before seen in NFL wire copy: "The coach was wearing boxers.

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"Numerical score: 85

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HOCKEY QUOTES
Top ten hockey quotes of the year listed by The Hockey News
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BROOKLYN DECKER (MODEL)

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SPORTS QUOTES

Quotes from 2008 listed by month

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"I think I lost half my fan base today."

- Tennis heartthrob Andy Roddick, on getting engaged to model Brooklyn Decker.

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"I know I have two more to go, but I ain't counting."

- Slugger Manny Ramirez, on being stuck at 498 career home runs.

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"One of the first things that came to my mind was, ‘Good thing we brought a second javelin.'"

- Richard Vance, the coach for Utah state high school javelin champion Anthony Miles, after Miles accidentally sent a javelin through the leg of a wandering photographer.

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"God has gifted me with incredible handspeed as a tool to be used. What else am I supposed to do but fight? There ain't no hand-racing competitions."

- Boxer Roy Jones Jr., on his chosen profession.

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"I'm feeling great, and I have sex almost every day. Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday ... "

- Fitness guru Jack LaLanne, on his 93rd birthday.

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FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: playerpress.com

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NFL FOOTBALL QUOTES
Quotes by John Madden
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"This guy right here is a kicker (circles the kicker) If he could throw the ball he would be a Quarterback, but he kicks the ball so he's a kicker"
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"To get more yards, it's best to move the ball from the line of scrimmage down the field."
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"They're either going to run the ball here, or they're gonna pass it"
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"The play would have been much greater if he did not make the tackle, so it was not so great."
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"If he can't hit the A hole then he's going to try to hit the B hole"
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"Well Al, to get back into this game...Daunte Culpepper and the Vikings have to get back into this game. "
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“This guy brings his load, and this guy has his load over here, and BAM, they go load to load.”
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If the quarterback throws the ball in the end zone and it is caught, that's gonna be a touchdown."
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"When a guy runs he goes faster."
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"From the waist down, Earl Campbell has the biggest legs I have ever seen on a running back."
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“I think the offense is looking for a first down on this drive”
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"Not only do you get a first down, but you get a whole new set of downs!"
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"Now here's a guy that, when he puts his glasses on, he can see better."
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"The best thing would be a touchdown and the second best thing would be a field goal."
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“Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon.”
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"Ruben Brown made that play there, well I mean he missed the guy completely but he was able to create just enough room for Thomas Jones by whiffing. The air he created on the miss gave Jones enough space to score"
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"A fumble is a fumble when he fumbles, and that my friend was a fumble!"
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“What's the toughest thing in a professional football game? It's being the mother of the quarterback.”
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“When you get mud on dirt, it turns into mud.”
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"Whenever you talk about a Mike Shanahan offense, you're always going to be talking about his offense."
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“I'm lucky. I'm the luckiest guy in the world. I never really had a job. I was a football player, then a football coach, then a football broadcaster.”
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“They talk about how hard coaches work. The hard job is a coach's wife, believe me. The job of the coach's wife, she has to be mother, father, driver, doctor, nurse, coach, everything, because the coach is out there working.”
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"His helmet flew off, that's the bad news. The good news is his head wasn't in it."
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"John Elway is an immediate cure for coach's burnout."
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"It is better to give a lick than receive one.”
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“A team should never practice on a field that is not lined. Your players have to become aware of the field's boundaries.”
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“With all his tumid boasts, he's like the sword-fish, who only wears his weapon in his mouth.”
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“The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else.”
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“Tell your linemen to block on this play...tell your linemen to block every play.”
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