SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Saturday, March 15, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: ffbookmarks.com

 
    GOLF QUOTES
 
  1. H.G. Wells:  "The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law."

  2. A. A. Milne:  "Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad."  

  3. Burt Shotten:  "Any game where a man 60 can beat a man 30 ain't no game."

  4. Robin Williams:  "Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it."

  5. Peter Andrews:  "There is one thing in this world that is dumber than playing golf.  That is watching someone else playing golf.  What do you actually get to see?  Thirty-seven guys in polyester slacks squinting at the sun.  Doesn't that set your blood racing?"  

  6. Bob Hope:  "If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast.  If God wants to play through, let him."

  7. P.G. Wodenhouse:  "Golf, like measles, should be caught young."

  8. Raymond Floyd:  "They call it golf because all of the other four-letter words were taken."

  9. Chris Codiroli:  "My handicap?  Woods and irons."

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  1. Chi Chi Rodriguez:  "I never pray to God to make a putt.  I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt."

  2. Paul Gallico:  "If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out."

  3. Ben Crenshaw:  "I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer.  That's the distance my left ear is from my right."

  4. Ted Ray:  "Golf is a fascinating game.  It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can't play it."  

  5. Lee Trevino:  "There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray."

  6. Michael Green:  "Golf balls are attracted to water as unerringly as the eye of a middle-aged man to a female bosom."

  7. Bob Hope:  "Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass."

  8. Lee Trevino:  "My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch."

  9. Steve Sax:  "You can't call it a sport.  You don't run, jump, you don't shoot, you don't pass.  All you have to do is buy some clothes that don't match."

  10. Tim Allen:  "Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you're tired and most of your balls are missing."

  11. Lee Trevino, describing how he was one under during a tournament :  "One under a tree, one under a bush, one under the water."

  12. Bob Hope:  "I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105."

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