GOLF QUOTE
[In a Scottish Accent]
Here's my idea for a f**king sport... I knock a ball into a gopher hole... *Oh you mean like pool?*...F**k off pool! Not with a straight stick with a little f**ked up stick. I whack the ball it goes in a gopher hole... *Oh like croquet*... No f**k croquet! I put the hole hundreds of yards away. oh yeah whack the ball and it goes in the little f**king hole... *Oh so it's a straight line?*... F**k no! Not straight, I put sh*t in the way! Like trees and bushes and high grass! So you can lose your f**king ball and go whackin' away with a f**king tire iron. Whackin away and each time you miss you feel like you're going to have a stroke. F**k! That's what we'll call it! A stroke, cause every time you miss you feel like you're going to f**king die. Oh great and here's the best part-oh f**king great, oh f**k this is brilliant! Right near the end I'll put a little flat piece with a little tiny flag to give you f**king hope! But then I'll put a pool and a sandbox next to it! You'll have to drown to get your ball then a**hole! That's a game!... *And you do this one time*... F**K NO! 18 F**king times!
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