SPORTS ONE-LINERS
Tennis, what a racquet! - Anonymous
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Softball, if it were easy, it would be called baseball. - Anonymous
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Give blood, play rugby. - Anonymous
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Golf is a game in which you claim the privileges of age and retain the playthings of childhood. - Anonymous
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A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another. - Jimmy Cannon
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Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it. - Heywood Hale Brown
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Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: [from academe] A modern school where football is taught. - Ambrose Bierce
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Let's face it, you have to have a slightly recessive gene that has a little something to do with the brain to go out on the football field and beat your head against other human beings on a daily basis. - Tim Green
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If you're attacking, you don't get as tired as when you're chasing.- Kyle Rote, Jr.
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I get a kick out of soccer.- Anonymous
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Why is there only one ball for 22 players? If you gave a ball to each of them, they'd stop fighting for it. - Anonymous
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Soccer is a game in which everyone does a lot of running around. Twenty-one guys stand around and one guy does a tap dance with the ball.- Jim Murray
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