FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: jaysfootballcards.com

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SPORTS INSULTS

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Football:

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1) "I didn't get up when that train hit me, I just laid there and watched." -Ex Bears coach Mike Ditka, after watching his Bears lose to the Vikings 45 - 13.

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2) "Football is a cold, cold business and in New England it's even colder." -Ex Cowboy's Linebacker Eugene Lockhart, after learning he was traded to New England.

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3) "His personnel phone bill was too high." - Ex Falcon's coach Jerry Glanville commenting why he cut then Linebacker, Marcus Cotton. Cotton had 2 car phones, 1 for business calls and 1 for personnel calls.

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4) "Well, we've determined that we can't win at home and we can't win on the road. What we need is a neutral site." -Ex Buccaneers coach John McKay.
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Basketball:

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1) "If he gives me 100 million, I'll give him the franchise." -Milwaukee Bucks owner, Herb Cole on the contract demands of then first round pick Glenn Robinson.

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2) "I saw him naked, he's not on steroids." -Charles Barkley, on then Suns teammate Joe McElvaine who was suspended for 3 games for steroid use.


Baseball:

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1) "There will be peace in the middle east before Michael Jordan plays in the major leagues." -Ex pitcher Larry Anderson on Michael Jordan's chances on playing in the major leagues.


Others:

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1) "Its not whether you win or lose, its how good you looked!" -David Lee Roth