FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: racingandsports.com.au

HORSE RACING QUOTES

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It's a lot like nuts and bolts - if the rider's nuts, the horse bolts!

~The Horse Whisperer

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There is just as much horse sense as ever, but the horses have most of it.

~ Anonymous

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A horse is a thing of such beauty. . .none will tire of looking at him as long as he displays himself in his splendor.

~Xenophon

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There are fools, damn fools, and those who remount in a steeplechase.

~Bill Whitbread

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Men are generally more concerned of the breeding of their horses than of their children

~William Penn

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You can tell a horse owner by the interior of their car. Boots, mud, pony nuts, straw, items of tack and a screwed-up waxed jacket of incredible antiquity. There is normally a top layer of children and dogs.

~Helen Thompson

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God forbid that I should go to any Heaven in which there are no horses.

~R. Graham

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"Dog lovers hate to clean out kennels. Horse lovers like cleaning stables."

--Monica dickens

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Horses have never hurt anyone yet, except when they bet on them."

--Stuart Cloete

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Riding: The art of keeping a horse between you and the ground.

~Author Unknown

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