SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Saturday, July 26, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: mixmakers.net

SOCCER QUOTES
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I cried in my pillow and couldn't sleep last night
~Arsene Wenger when Murinho didnt shake hand
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When Madrid bought Beckham and sold Makelele; "Why put another layer of gold paint on the Bently when your losing the entire engine."
(Don't know who said this)
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When Gordan Strachens team got beaten and where horribly outplayed a reporter said "It looked like you were outplayed in certain area's of the field in todays game."
~Strachen replied "Yes, we were outplayed in certain parts of the field today, the big green area of it..."
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There's no in between you're either good or bad.. We were in between.
~Gary Lineker
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They had a couple of - what's a nice word for lumps? - big players up front. Lumps is too rude.
~Spurs boss Martin Jol tries to find words to describe Liverpool strike pair Peter Crouch and Fernando Morientes.
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"I didn't intend stripping off that much, but they were yelling for more and I threw everything."
~John Arne Riise after beating Chelsea
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"I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league" ~Mark Viduka
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~Beckham after missing penalty against Portugal in Euro 04 :
"there was mud coming out & there was no way you cud have kicked the ball properly, other guys were lucky"
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'Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesbrough.'
~ Jonathan Woodgate
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~Francesco Totti, when asked by a journalist what he thinks of the phrase "Carpe Diem". "What's this crap? I don't speak English!"
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"I dedicate that goal in particular to everyone"
~ (Schillaci)
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"I like the bullys, the good guys are made only for marrying our daughters"
~(Corrado Orrico referred to Lothar Matthaeus)
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At the restaurant: "Waiter, this ham tastes of fish!! (it was salmon)
~(Antonio Scibilia old president of Avellino)
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"Disqualification problem is a problem that we will learn to live together, like we learnt to live together our wives"
~(Vavassori, coach)
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"There are two things I like. The second one is playing soccer"
~(Totti)
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