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SPORTS HUMOR
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(Sports references can be found in the image above and in the commentary below. Enjoy!)
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Good Laugh: Joke from a female swim coach
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I got this joke via email from my female coach. If you are easily offended, please go straight to another thread. This is just a joke. It is not an opinion, theory or religion.
I got this joke via email from my female coach. If you are easily offended, please go straight to another thread. This is just a joke. It is not an opinion, theory or religion.
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Why men are never depressed
Why men are never depressed
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Men are just happier people -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white t-shirt to a water park. You can wear no t-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world and the pool is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a bolt. You never ask for directions. You never ask for permission to go to practice.
Men are just happier people -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white t-shirt to a water park. You can wear no t-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world and the pool is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a bolt. You never ask for directions. You never ask for permission to go to practice.
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Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. Having a chest does not eliminate backstroke. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. Having a chest does not eliminate backstroke. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
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Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
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Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You use great big paddles and no fins. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You don't know what "chlorine damage" means. You only have to shave your face and neck unless it's taper time.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You use great big paddles and no fins. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You don't know what "chlorine damage" means. You only have to shave your face and neck unless it's taper time.
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You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your hips. Your bodyskin sucks in your belly and covers gray chest hair. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your hips. Your bodyskin sucks in your belly and covers gray chest hair. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
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You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier.
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