SPECIAL EDITORIAL NOTE FROM SPORTS_NUT, 2/26/2011
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Welcome to the retirement edition of Funny Sports Quotes.
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The Funny Sports Quotes blog was created in 11/2007 after I could see I could become a blogger very easily using Google's 3-step process for creating a blog online.
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For me, like most, work is not my idea of a fun experience, so I had to choose the topic that I would most enjoy pursuing and that, for me, was finding and posting funny sports quotes for entertaining and, in some cases, educating an audience on facets of sports even the most ardent sports fans may not have been aware of.
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At the same time, I decided to compile a database of funny sports quotes that sports fans and quote fans could visit for "one-stop" shopping, thereby helping them to avoid the need to search elsewhere for sports quotes.
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So, from 11/2007 until 2/2011. I have compiled quotes on the Funny Sports Quotes blog and its sister blog, FSQuotes, that is accessible only from the Funny Sports Quotes blog.
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As of 2/26/2011, I believe I have achieved my objective first set in 11/2007, which signals for me the end of my funny sports quotes database project.
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Kindly note that I have already made the last post (SI Swimsuit) to the blog, shut off further entries to Comments, and I will shut off the email address sports.quotes@gmail.com on 03/14/2011.
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Also note that many features previously cited on this page have been removed, so that a bare-bones FSQ remains for your future reference.
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I do hope that my venture was successful in bringing a smile to your face or a skip to your step, since that was all FSQ was created for, your entertainment and pleasure.
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In closing, I wish you and yours, Godspeed!
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Sunday, July 6, 2008

FUNNY SPORTS QUOTES \ Source: nytimes.com

NOVAK DJOKOVIC

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TENNIS QUOTES AND TRIVIA

June 21, 2008

Strange Habits of Successful Tennis Players

Men’s tennis is in a golden age for talent. Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal and their fast-emerging rival Novak Djokovic have each won Grand Slam singles titles in the last year and are preparing for a grass-court summit at Wimbledon.

But this is also the golden age of the quirk. Djokovic and Nadal have elevated tennis idiosyncrasy to an Olympic level and sometimes have irked opponents along the way.

Djokovic’s cardinal trait — sometimes viewed as his cardinal sin — is the ball bounce, a psychological need that can occupy large blocks of time before he serves, particularly before big points. Wayne Odesnik, his opponent in the third round of the French Open this year, was so distracted at one stage that he turned his back as the bouncing continued and forced Djokovic to reboot.

Djokovic typically starts by bouncing the ball on the ground with his racket before shifting the ball to his left hand, leaning forward and continuing his routine by bouncing the ball 8, 9, 10, sometimes 25 more times before tossing it into the air, arching his back and slamming an often marvelous serve.

“He does impressions of all the other players and has their quirks down pat, but he’s got his own that are just about as detailed and elongated; he’s calling the kettle black,” said Jim Loehr, a prominent sports psychologist who is chief executive of the Human Performance Institute in Orlando, Fla.

Nadal has more elaborate behaviors that have nothing to do with his wicked left-handed hooking forehand. There will be kangaroo jumps in the locker room, ultra-precise drink bottle positioning on changeovers, obsessive toweling off between points and equally obsessive wiping of the lines between points with a sneaker sole, even when those lines are already clean. Above all, there is his backward grab at the seat of his tennis shorts that one imagines has not helped sales of the clam diggers that he has otherwise popularized.

When reporters once tried to get to the bottom of the habit, Nadal said the problem was actually his bottom. “A little bigger than usual,” he explained.

Djokovic is not the first of his kind. “Sylvia Hanika, a left-handed German player in the 1980s, bounced the ball more than anyone I can remember, as many as into the 30s,” the tennis historian Bud Collins said. “If she faulted on the first, it was awful, another 30 or so bounces.”

Current Grand Slam rules, not strictly enforced, stipulate that players have 20 seconds to put the ball in play after the previous point has ended. With Djokovic’s ball bouncing and Nadal’s towel-grabbing and pant-adjusting, the gap can often extend to 30 seconds or beyond.

It is all enough to make someone like Federer seem tic-free despite his occasional and superfluous shakes of the head and his racket twirling before receiving serve.

And just why do players feel compelled to bounce the ball before they serve anyway?

Loehr has answers for that one. He has spent the better part of six years collecting data on what top players do to kill time and nerves between points.

“What I concluded was that the between-point time was a very fertile opportunity to get completely distracted and off course,” Loehr said. “The more time you have that you’re not doing something constructive, the more time you have to do things that absolutely allow you to drift, and what the better players do is learn how to fill that time with things that sequentially help them deal. It’s their countdown to launch.”

The countdown is sometimes fraught with angst.

Conchita Martínez, a former Wimbledon women’s champion, used to expend plenty of time and energy securing the ball with which she had just won the previous point so she could serve it again. Her opponent, Patty Schnyder, got so exasperated during a semifinal at the Family Circle Cup in 2004 that she resorted to keeping the ball in question tucked away in a pocket in order to thwart her increasingly vexed opponent. (Martínez won, and Schnyder walked to the net, extended her hand and then jerked it away before Martínez could shake it.)

“I just wanted to look at her; I just wanted to stare into her eyes,” Schnyder said.
Martínez, it should be noted, was hardly the first to become dependent on a ball that had done her right. Goran Ivanisevic was also intent on reusing the same ball after firing an ace, which was hardly infrequent in his huge-serving case in the 1990s.

But there are no shortage of other rituals. Shahar Peer turns her back to her opponent between points, faces the back of the court, closes her eyes and tries to wipe the mental slate clean. Maria Sharapova daintily tucks her hair behind her ear before each serve even if there is not a hair out of place.

“If you tell her she can’t do it, she might not play as well,” Loehr said. “You have to redo the whole readying response, getting that balance and chemistry right.”

Back in the superstition department, Sharapova also avoids stepping on lines between points, as does her new rival at the top, Ana Ivanovic.

Meanwhile, intersecting lines are of more concern to Nicolas Kiefer, who likes to lightly tap the corner of the court with his racket before returning serve. “One day the time will come when I will put the racket away and can stop with all these tics,” Kiefer said earlier this month. “That would be nice.”

But when it comes to tapping things, Kiefer has a way to go to match Art Larsen, an American left-hander who won the United States Open in 1950 and was nicknamed Tappy.

“He made a habit of tapping everything with his racket: a light touch for the umpire, the ball boy, his opponent, the net,” Collins said. “Good naturedly but a lot.”

Ivan Lendl, during his reign as the world’s No. 1 player, used to sprinkle sawdust on his grip to help it dry before serving, but it was tougher to see the utility of another part of Lendl’s pre-serve routine: rubbing and pulling at his eyebrows.

Andre Agassi, the eight-time Grand Slam champion, got positively dictatorial if a ball boy or girl was out of standard position before a point started, refusing to play ball until his feng shui standards had been met.

Agassi also made use of the ball boys and girls to pioneer the art of removing a freshly strung racket from its plastic bag. He would loosen the bag, expose the grip and then extend the racket to a child who would be left holding nothing but clear plastic as Agassi hustled off, pigeon-toed as usual, with his new weapon already in hand. Other players have followed his lead.

“Andre was the best at managing the between-point time of any athlete I’d seen to that stage,” Loehr said. “If you go back and look, no matter whether he hit a winner or missed three balls in a row, if you literally isolated the cameraman on him over and over again, you honestly couldn’t tell if he had lost the point or won it. He would follow his routine 100 percent: the walk, the movement of the eyes, it was absolutely the best.”

Asking Loehr to point out players’ bad habits and bizarre quirks of the past is more complicated. “The problem is I worked with a lot of these people,” he said. “If I mention them, they’ll come back and want to shoot me. We had to work hard to eliminate a lot of that stuff.”

But neither Loehr nor anyone else has succeeded in eliminating all of it from tennis, which means that Djokovic, if he chooses to relaunch his act, still has plenty of fodder for his impressions. And he is still providing plenty of fodder himself as he bounces his way from point to point.


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